in the shower, i like to ponder important questions, and today i pondered quite possibly the most important question ever:
if all the british celebrities were to get in a fight, who would win?

i don't watch much UK tv but my parents are into it, so i know a little from osmosis mostly. but i thought a good bit about it, and for my money, i'd have to go with graham norton. he's interviewed them all, so he knows all their secrets and battle strategies already.