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@Totalanimefan: Doesn't matter. They'll sit outside it, banging on it, whining, beating each other up. It's really hard to "escape" when that's going on...
Fortunately, my kids are older now and it's not so much of an issue.
And OMFG... this topic!!!!! XD
Fortunately, my kids are older now and it's not so much of an issue.
And OMFG... this topic!!!!! XD
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@Totalanimefan: Omg, you should make the thread. People wouldn’t judge you for it, but they would hardcore judge me
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MDOM, THERE COULD BE APPS TO HELP MAKE YOUR POOPING TIME EASIER. THERE COULD EVEN BE A TOILET PAPER APP. YOU’LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON’T TAKE YOUR PHONE WITH YOU
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@Wildfire: They’ll stop banging on the door eventually. Just pour yourself a glass of wine and let the husbando deal with it. This is why I don’t have kids lol
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@mdom: thank you 
on the pooping with your phone topic - I didn't even know that was a thing until a couple months ago
on the pooping with your phone topic - I didn't even know that was a thing until a couple months ago
@Totalanimefan: lol, nope, just sitting on the edge of my bed watching cat videos
@Tsundererra: Oh, the wine is a necessity! I never drank a whole lot until I had teenagers... but hubby dealing with things ... on his own?? Yikes!!!
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@Totalanimefan: TMF is right. And casual people are BORING.
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Besides, it would take more than a glass of wine. It would take a whole bottle!!!
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@Wildfire: Hahahahaha, a few of my friends with kids say the same thing about wine and teenagers. I would drink when they’re going through their terrible twos tbh.
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Totalanimefan:
[color=DODGERBLUE]@athabm: And now new doors have been unlocked for you
I guess the upside is that you're less likely to have your phone fall out of your back pocket into the toilet if it's already in your hand[/color] [color=DODGERBLUE]@athabm: And now new doors have been unlocked for you
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@mdom: YOU DON’T KNOW THAT. You’ll find out the true powers of your phone when you’re playing with it on the toilet.
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@Tsundererra: ahjdgasd I DEFINITELY KNOW IT CANNOT PRINT TOILET PAPER don't try to fool me with pink words
@Tsundererra: The twos weren't bad. The fours... a little worse (when they're mobile but refuse to wear pants!!!) Tweens were... interesting. My youngest spent an entire year in a zip up stormtropper hoodie that hid his face. Nobody knew what he looked like!!! The teens... are... yeah... Wine is my friend these days (even if it doesn't agree with my middle!)
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.