@Saeyra: Somewhere, a dwarf got hit in the head by the sign you threw, and laments having chosen a different street. Actually, I'm pretty sure he just hates his life now.

@Saeyra: I will only get one if they ask me to! D: CONSENTTT.

@Tuijp: The right price eh, like.. the right amount of... 's!?!?

@Dowan: It's always the dwarf. :(

@Mica: I mean..you can HAVE a whip without their consent...just saying..

@Tuijp: If you never strip you will be a poor stripper

@Mica: Not in this place of business! D:

Technically no, because we only have 's to pay you and you deemed it was not enough!

@Mica: Thats right! Show them who's the boss, master negotiator!

:( I'm not negotiating much if I'm saying we're too damn broke to hire the bro. What about like, a whole plate of cookies, huh? WHATS YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR? WE can do chocolate chip, oatmeal, or dark chocolate with mint.. Mmmm

Anything but mint (eew) or peanuts (unless you want to kill me)

WTF. You MINT HATERS. D: It's fine, I'll leave all the mint to myself, hmpfpff. I make a mean chocolate chip cookie though - and eww peants. <.<

Hey if he wants to pay me to perform that'd be a favorable plot twist. :DDD