- @Ruby: I am the manager.
Hello! I would like to be sorted into Ravenclaw, please, as I am a deep-thinking and creative spirit. :D How's everyone doing today?
- @Cashmerella: Psh, Ravenclaw's are morons and we all know it.
I've been locked out of the Common Room too many times.
And I'm Head Girl!
That eagle is a DICK!
@Anarchist beauty: I said I thought a lot, not that I was smart! There's a difference, ya know! ...Wait, there's an actual eagle? Hi, yes, I'm new.
- @Cashmerella: Yeah, is bronze knocker that demands answers to riddles to get into the common room.
If you're wrong, you have to wait until someone else comes to answer it.
@anarchist beauty: ...So you get it wrong often? Isn't that your fault though? Kek. Give me any riddle, I'll solve it in a jiffy!
Disclaimer: I'm not gonna steal your wallet, that was a joke. I might UwU at you though.
Chibi Shoppe!
Chibi Shoppe!
- @Cashmerella: Hey, sometimes I figure it out.
But yeah, I'm not good at riddles.
So Rowena Ravenclaw can eat my toe for making THAT the lock to our Common Room.
Gryffindor's just have a password!
Same with Slytherin's!
Why do we have to be so DIFFICULT?
@Ruby: Says a Gryffindor.
Forgive me if I don't feel very insulted by someone who's entire House IQ barely cracks double digits, Karen.
- @Ruby: How do you think the collective IQ got into double digits?
Without her the number hovers at 3.
- @Ruby: And don't think we're not mad about her Sorting.
And also confused.
Like what in the hell?
The Hat has lost it's mind.
@Anarchist Beauty: It's because she wanted to be in Gryffindor haha I read a thing that said Gryffindors are students who could have easily been in the other houses but had the courage (or rather the balls xD) to sort themselves. Idk if that's accurate but I like it haha
- @Ruby: Gonna have some words with that damn Hat, man.
- @Ruby: NAH
IMMA BE MAD AT THE HAT
HE LISTENED
LIKE A BITCH
- @Ruby: Hat just let's these snot nosed eleven year olds run all over it.
@Anarchist Beauty: Maybe he really just hates the professors so he wants to make it difficult for them
- @Ruby: Just wants to fuck with the students, too.
Like really... How did Hermione end up in Gryffindor?
How did Peter fucking Pettigrew, too???
That smarmy little weasel deserved to be fed to Aragog.
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.