Are ya ready, guyz?!
We don't leave reviews in writing
We're good tippers, so if you got something like a $2 tip on a $40 bill you did something wrong
Like this one little restaurant, not here anymore cuz owner moved and took it with him, my parents were known regulars and known good tippers. Apparently there was this one new girl or something cuz she got a terrible tip. Dad heard her going "ugh I hate them they left me a terrible tip" only for several other waitresses there ask her "what did you do?" in a you done fucked up tone and that was all he heard before the door shut cuz hey leaving
I imagine she wasn't happy to hear that she'd gotten a bad tip from good tippers which mean she did bad
Put ya guns awn!