@dread pirate: 5'8 is doable, it's when it hits the 5'6 mark and I have to bend down to kiss you we ain't vibing XD Certainly a compromisible height for babies and bud >3>
@Dread Pirate: No worries, I'm on the chubby side too. Lol cosplayed Cosmo anyway.
@Luffer Nutter: Oh well, it just wasn't meant to be. We planned other cosplays together, but were never able to do any of them.
@Luffer Nutter: Oh well, it just wasn't meant to be. We planned other cosplays together, but were never able to do any of them.
@Paranoia: I mean you post faster than me so if I can keep up I have faith in you!
@Luffer Nutter: Haha you seemed to be posting pretty quickly before o;
Hi everyone btw o.o
Hi everyone btw o.o
Honestly if cosmo was real he would have such dad bod so if anything you would just be doing it better!
@Paranoia: We are currently pimping out guys to these fine ladies over here :vanora_xd: So if you have a friend or brother to add to the list that would be great!
I WISH THEY WERE SO FAR ALL I GOTS IS GUYS WHO DON'T WANT KIDS.
@Luffer Nutter: Especially after having that baby.
@Saeyra: Oh my decisions decisions...
I wanna be pimped out but I also wanna have a guy pimped to me X'D
I wanna be pimped out but I also wanna have a guy pimped to me X'D
@Paranoia: lol yeah then I got hardcore distracted here and I was NOOOOOO the MOOCOW!!
@another movie addict: riiight? cartoons are unrealistic, int he words of my man Kendrick show me something natural :vanora_sun:
@another movie addict: riiight? cartoons are unrealistic, int he words of my man Kendrick show me something natural :vanora_sun:
Okay i have a way here to provide but we dont have a california office.... or an amsterdam office
@Luffer Nutter: Unfortunately all the guys I know that want kids are snapped up quickly! Don't forget @dread pirate though..he wants to have your babies!
@Luffer Nutter: Hahahaha Its ok I had my milk to drink while wandering the forums XD
@Luffer Nutter: Well yeah it's a cartoon, and they're fairies.
@Saeyra: Hahaha we have a problem there - I already have three kids, and he would have to be ok with my boyfriend watching (and me being a dude o.o)
Please @ me when you talk to me.
I'm a terrible person with memory like a sieve.
I'm a terrible person with memory like a sieve.
I'm willing to pimp out my ex, if no one's squeamish about stealing him from his current girlfriend.
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Im taking luff to the stone age gonna make her bed rock
shit ill be back in a halfhour gotta drive to work
shit ill be back in a halfhour gotta drive to work
Dressed as goblins!
Do it all again!
See the friends all again!
Do it all again!
See the friends all again!
@dread pirate: well sounds like you have some stuff to figure out if you tryin to wife this ass up. I just want to say that I will be such an amazing wife some day :vanora_sun:
LOL IS THAT BECAUSE I AM BEING WILMA FOR HALLOWEENS?
@saeyra: yes he needs to move to or near amsterdam we're working out a deal right now. Mail order Luffer XD
@another movie addict: truuuu I bet fairies never gain weight or change appearance if they don't even get old. Damn. Must. Be. Nice.
@Paranoia: I want your life :vanora_cry: :vanora_cry: :vanora_cry: I know that is probably insanely sheltered and ignorant for me to say but so far sounds great
LOL IS THAT BECAUSE I AM BEING WILMA FOR HALLOWEENS?
@saeyra: yes he needs to move to or near amsterdam we're working out a deal right now. Mail order Luffer XD
@another movie addict: truuuu I bet fairies never gain weight or change appearance if they don't even get old. Damn. Must. Be. Nice.
@Paranoia: I want your life :vanora_cry: :vanora_cry: :vanora_cry: I know that is probably insanely sheltered and ignorant for me to say but so far sounds great
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eeee ee eeee smoke weed everyday
(legitimately googled if this was pg-13 appropriate because I try to be a respectful stoner. So like you're welcome teenagers)
Working on a new signature.
PS-I LOVE PUGS
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.