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Forums Reaping Ritual 2017 ♔ User's Halloween Poem Kind of Contest Contest♔

Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/21 06:30:27 )
▐▐ Da fuk is dis ⋮⋮ Hello and welcome to User's Contest of Contest of Contests!!!
▐▐ What u doin bruh??1? ⋮⋮ I am going to use this thread as an excuse for posting!

⋮⋮ THE CONTEST:
basically just make a "roses are red" poem or any poem that is either 1: really innapropriate, 2: spooky, or 3: extremely innapropriate and maybe kind of spooky

basically whoever can get away with borderline nsfw stuff WINS!

⋮⋮ Prizes:
Winner will receive 200 Ohms and everyone else gets absolutely nothing cause I aint a freaking charity

⋮⋮ Example:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rhyming is hard
Like I am for you


▐▐ Rules/Notes:
1: Ping me and then have your poem in a spoiler
2: There really isn't anything else to say other than don't make them borin okay
3: Oh yeah and they don't have to be roses are red style, haiku or other forms works as well



▐▐ Other statements ⋮⋮ enjoy my thread okay


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Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/21 06:38:49 )
Mdom:
roses are red
violets are blue
you already don't have a face
now I'mma scalp you

Bean:
roes are red
violets a blue
i dont like you
please get the clue

roses are red
violets are blue
mdom is scary
they just did a taboo

Chai:
Roses are red,
violets are blue
that white stuff on the floor
isn't glue

it's snow...guys

Dowan:
You see me comin'
But it ain't a scythe you spy
That piece underneath

DeimosPoe24:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
So is the Dead guy
Who's walking towards you
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Donator — she/her Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/21 06:41:12 )
Hey!
Do a writing contest.
People have to write a fabulous story about them meeting your fabulous self. >.>
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Find me @ PlayWithErica on instagram, twitch, youtube, and discord.

Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/21 06:44:18 )
@Lina: ehhh but then I have to reaad them
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Donator — Minya Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/21 06:53:29 )
Hmm, a lazy avatar contest! Have them pick 5 random items in their inventory to make a silly/odd avatar
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Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/21 06:54:34 )
THAT POEM DOE
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Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/21 06:56:43 )
scary poems in that 'roses are red' style
then you'll have to read very little
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Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/21 06:57:45 )
@mdom: true true, was going to save that for valentines day but true

hmmm whatelsewhatelse
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Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/21 06:58:30 )
@Bean: you know it was for you bonnie-baby
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Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/21 07:00:35 )
@User: i was hoping it was

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Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/21 07:01:32 )
for valentine day they have to be romantic
that can be your trademark (™) lazy contest
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Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/21 07:02:30 )
it can be a contest

to come up with awesome roses are red rhymes
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Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/21 07:09:19 )
@bean: @mdom: okay you guys win a highfive I give in

now go make me a poem or three
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Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/21 07:18:59 )
roes are red
violets a blue
i dont like you
please get the clue


im joking ilu
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Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/21 07:19:39 )
NOICE



roses are red
violets are blue
you already don't have a face
now I'mma scalp you
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Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/21 07:22:01 )
@bean: okay wow that was terrifyin I almost cried

@mdom: here I think you should have this... *hands a pamphlet for an insane asylum"
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Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/21 07:23:19 )
roses are red
violets are blue
mdom is scary
they just did a taboo


idk
i suck
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Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/21 07:24:15 )
@Bean: its the effort that counts :') coughmaybetryahaikuCOUGH
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Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/21 07:26:49 )
lmao as if
i have no idea how to do haikus
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Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/10/21 07:27:08 )
Oh, I do need a place for my next vacation... thank you!
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