hahaha yes this virus is the test for humanity
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they're so apologetic at not knowing English well sometimes. or they're like scrambling to find someone who speaks English and I'm like it's not necessary I'm just trying to order chicken. I know how this goes
hahaha yes this virus is the test for humanity
hahaha yes this virus is the test for humanity
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aaaaah they sound so nice there.
And we are failing this test
most of us have F's right now
And we are failing this test
most of us have F's right now
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I have have a few weird interactions where they seemed rude. but eh it happens
F
try again
F
try again
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It happens everywhere
just turn us off and restart and see if we do better
just turn us off and restart and see if we do better
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yeah exactly. most people are pretty nice and that's what I try to keep in mind when I go out into the world. human interaction orz
that's how we fix problems
restart
that's how we fix problems
restart
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Except no human interaction right now
hold the power button and wait until we restart
hold the power button and wait until we restart
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true
this is my normal level of human interaction
checking out at stores |D
if it works for appliances, it'll work for us
this is my normal level of human interaction
checking out at stores |D
if it works for appliances, it'll work for us
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Ahaha no self checkout?
It can't hurt us anymore than we've already hurt ourselves
It can't hurt us anymore than we've already hurt ourselves
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hmmm no not in the ones near me
worth a try!!
and yeah we're the source of our problems
worth a try!!
and yeah we're the source of our problems
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rip, self checkout is life
If not maybe we can just unplug ourselves and plug it back in and see if it works
If not maybe we can just unplug ourselves and plug it back in and see if it works
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omg yeah I used to like walking to a farther away grocery store because it had self checkout lmao
the second thing we try with appliances
the second thing we try with appliances
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Lmao better than dealing with people
and if that doesn't work just throw us in the trash
and if that doesn't work just throw us in the trash
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exactlyyyy
sometimes self checkout was annoying though if certain things were on special promotions and not in the machine
that's the philosophy, buy a new one
sometimes self checkout was annoying though if certain things were on special promotions and not in the machine
that's the philosophy, buy a new one
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oh that's fair
i just usually continue through self checkout if things don't ring up right bc i don't want to deal with people
yes, or just don't get another one because all are defective
i just usually continue through self checkout if things don't ring up right bc i don't want to deal with people
yes, or just don't get another one because all are defective
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yeahhh would have to get the person to come over to help haha
rip no refunds, no returns, no replacements
rip no refunds, no returns, no replacements
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2 much human interaction right there haha
Nope
1 benefit is no more plastic in the ocean if we just get rid of ourselves
Nope
1 benefit is no more plastic in the ocean if we just get rid of ourselves
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haha if you can't check it out yourself, you don't get it
well it'll only take a billion years for the plastic that's already there to go away |D
well it'll only take a billion years for the plastic that's already there to go away |D
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put it on the side and run away so no one sees that you left it
At least if we're not around to put more in there it is only 1000 years. ID
At least if we're not around to put more in there it is only 1000 years. ID
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omg yes deny everything
but that's clearly you on the cctv. what? no it's not
the animals will make a comeback without us
but that's clearly you on the cctv. what? no it's not
the animals will make a comeback without us
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I'm the master of me and isn't the thought enough to lift you off of the ground?
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Is that a lemon person? no? then not me
Yes, godzilla will come out of the ocean once we're gone :^)
Yes, godzilla will come out of the ocean once we're gone :^)
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.