Every forum needs this kind of thread, don't you think? The person above you has made a wish--how do you take that wish and twist it into a bad thing?
Example:
"I wish I had a cookie!"
>Granted. It's a cookie that's 4 months old, stale, and possibly toxic.
Starting wish:
I wish I could fly.
Forums The Arcade Make A Wish, Ruin A Wish
Granted!
But you can only fly two feet above the ground.
I wish I were more energized rn.
But you can only fly two feet above the ground.
I wish I were more energized rn.
Granted, but they're filled with holes and aren't good for anything but looking at.
I wish my cats would stop fighting.
I wish my cats would stop fighting.
Granted, but now they won't stop crying.
I wish I could take a nap.
I wish I could take a nap.
Granted, but you had a terrible dream and woke up feeling more tired than before.
I wish I had a career I loved.
I wish I had a career I loved.
Granted, but it only pays minimum wage.
I wish my computer wasn't crap.
I wish my computer wasn't crap.
Granted, it turned into dried grass. :vanora_xd:
I wish I could talk to animals
I wish I could talk to animals
@Moossey: Granted! But they talk with the voice from the Walmart self check outs.
I wish I would get up and eat.
I wish I would get up and eat.
Granted, but now you'll never be able to sit down ever again and you'll spread crumbs everywhere as you eat standing up as your legs tire out forever.
I wish I would stop being an idiot and actually go to sleep.
I wish I would stop being an idiot and actually go to sleep.
"I'm the loser of the game you didn't know you were playing."
Ping me for a response.
"Someday, somewhere, somehow..."
Ping me for a response.
"Someday, somewhere, somehow..."
D:
That's horrible!
Granted, but you never wake up again.
I wish my legs didn't hurt.
That's horrible!
Granted, but you never wake up again.
I wish my legs didn't hurt.
Granted, but now you'll never have feeling in your legs ever again.
I wish the dishes would wash themselves.
I wish the dishes would wash themselves.
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Does that mean I can't walk??? D;
Granted, but they don't do a very good job so you have to rewash them.
I wish my boyfriend would wake up.
Granted, but they don't do a very good job so you have to rewash them.
I wish my boyfriend would wake up.
Granted, but your boyfriend has forgotten all his memories. :vanora_cry:
I wish for more wishes.
I wish for more wishes.
Maybe he'll forget that he doesn't love me, yet? :vanora_cry:
Granted, but they're still corrupted.
I wish that my kitten would stay the size he is. :vanora_angry:
Granted, but they're still corrupted.
I wish that my kitten would stay the size he is. :vanora_angry:
Granted, but he's also stuck in kitten mode with all the play and insanity.
I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
Granted, but you get so sick you can barely keep your eyes open.
I wish I would do something productive.
I wish I would do something productive.
Granted but you now have the attention span of a gnat.
I wish I had more moolah.
I wish I had more moolah.
Granted but its monopoly version
I wish I could be more active here
I wish I could be more active here
@Valyndria: Jokes on you, that's already true! xD
Granted, but you make half as many volts per post as everyone else.
I wish I was hungrier.
Granted, but you make half as many volts per post as everyone else.
I wish I was hungrier.
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.