【The Black Box】⋙ Deactivated ⋙ ERROR 33002

Mica

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{ Uploading human-specific introduction;

Greetings and salutations dear specimen!

You may find your body in an immovable state, but rest assured it is merely for security purposes. After all, we are unsure of your temperament.
If you would be so kind as to read the following and accept our conditions, then you will be free to wander the Black Box at your leisure!
Ignore this request and, well, I am shamed to admit our facilities are full at the moment, and your body will instead be turned into fuel. What? You object to being fuel?
Most excellent. You will find we are most accommodating to any and all of your needs, and hope you will be pleased with the various entertainment available.
Now that you have signed the initial waiver, I can remove the bindings that have been placed upon you. The introductory AI will take care of the rest.

The machine before you goes inert. }

【ANNOUNCEMENTS】
Black Box activated on 10/26/2017
Black Box deactivated on 2/2/2018

Dowan

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No exceptions, Friends. For it is vital t.⇥ ❶ DO NOT VIOLATE VOLTRA'S TOS
hat we keep our operations running s..⇥ ❷ ENGAGING IN ANY HOSTILITIES IS NOT PERMITTED
moothly. This is to ensure your stay a..⇥ ❸ BEGGING IS NOT ADVISED
nd our company is highly satisfactory..⇥ ❹ WILL DOWNLOAD MORE AS NEEDED

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► please ENJOYXXX

Dowan

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Mica

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"Hello~! Welcome to The Black Box, our main base of
operations to gather as much volts to power our avatars.
Like the word play there? ;D
You might want to know more about the people who run this fancy little box and
I'm here to continue our introductions. By now you must know my name! It's also
my real life username, so feel free to call me Mica and any variant you might like to make!
I'm in my mid-twenties, have many, many artsy hobbies like drawing, painting, baking
and sewing flowers! I have a vast interest in video games, many of which are survival,
sims, farming games and most especially cooperative ones!

Any further information you'll need to wring it outta me!
Gotta hack that code and the only keyword you have is: conversation!"

By the way... people who stick around... might get art freebies.

{ Initializing download... }

Silverine

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The sequence of our minds,
Orchestrates a grand design.
But unwritten in the mainframe,
Running rampant in the code,
A virus overloads.

Saeyra

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Transmission to The Black Box:

...downloading AI personality matrix...
...AI personality matrix downloaded.

Fleshbags, prepare to be extermin...ERROR: Wrong code. zzztzt

I come in peace, fleshbaaa..I mean humans! [insert smileyface]
Please, step inside and enjoy our humble establishment.
We have drinks, art and friendly hosts who will kiii..cater! to your every need.
Expert conversationalists coded by the best and brightest minds
ERROR: False information detected. zzzztzzt
Ahem..as I was saying, please make yourself at home humans and have a lovely day.

..End of Transmission

Mica

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Silverine

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Dowan

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Saeyra

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Always ping me please.

Mica

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Mica

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Welcome, everyone.
Enjoy your stay.

RainbowPanda

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This is Candy Corn.

and this is Gala

Oh my gosh this is awesome! *steals first post*

Dowan

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Why so afraid? Heh heh...

Welcome human. You appear to be quite agile!

Drink... and be merry, heh heh.

RainbowPanda

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This is Candy Corn.

and this is Gala

@Dowan: I am, aren't I hehe
So are you like robots or aliens or something?

Mica

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Have a glass ~ ?

Hey, welcome! :) Yes, I do commend your DEX stat, very quick to post!

Souls are delicious.

Slytherclaw

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I'm pretty sure it's illegal to have this many cute nice people in the same thread
i'm sorry i don't make the rules

RainbowPanda

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This is Candy Corn.

and this is Gala

@Mica: I saw that this was Under construction, so I was like, "Oh look it must be a new thread!" and I came just in time! Right when I clicked on this thread, you posted the opening post haha
I read everything, and typed as fast as I could so I could steal the first post hehe
@Slytherclaw: But they aren't humans ;u;