Hey, Welcome to the fun game Keyboard SMASH!

Basically, you hit your keyboard to get a bunch of random letters then the next poster is required to make a sentence with those letters.

For example;
SILTF
She Is Lighting The Fire.

PLEASE DO NOT make unnecessarily long Keyboard Smashes to try to make more Volts. Each Smash! should get you between three and six letters.

So lets start with GYHF

SRFLKJ =
Seriously random f'ing letters kickoff jumpscares.

(smashing the keyboard is literrly not typing anything... to many inputs at once so it does nothing so.. uhhh rolling my knuckles across?)
mkcxd

ASLFJ

Assaulting Sexy Leonard For Juice.

SDHAB

GJVHJN
Great job Veronica, having juice now?

Fsujft

Did something rot over there?

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