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Voltie — They/Them Posted 4 years ago ( 2021/04/21 02:13:50 )


I was talking to my sister yesterday, and we got to talking about the things our parents used to tell us to get us out of their hair. I remembered one was that if you put salt on a bird's tailfeathers, it wouldn't be able to fly anymore. So, gullible kids that we were, we actually spent all day trying to put salt on a bird's tailfeathers lmao

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Voltie — they/any Posted 4 years ago ( 2021/04/21 02:23:53 )
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technically my brother and sister told me this lie, but my parents supported them bc i was being annoying. ^^;;

back then, whenever i would whistle at night, my brother told me a really buff fairy named wendy would sneak into my room while i was sleeping and punch me in the mouth and steal my broken teeth. it was to try and stop me from bothering the neighbors with all the noise, but tbh i didn't really care at the time.
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Donator — Frog bless Posted 4 years ago ( 2021/04/21 02:30:48 )
I've heard the tailfeather one before haha.

Wendy sounds like a beast.
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Voltie — Moody Posted 4 years ago ( 2021/04/21 04:31:09 )
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my sister told me if i ate the black seed of watermelon
i'd flat out die.

apparently my mom's brother also told her this lie when she was a kid.
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 4 years ago ( 2021/04/21 17:31:47 )


@scarabee: omg, that's so scary! I don't think I was ever told something of that caliber lmao
@Priestess of Pie: I wonder where it originates from? It seems pretty random!
@MoodyB: Dang! I've heard the one where a watermelon grows in your stomach, but never flat out dying! lmao


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Voltie — Moody Posted 4 years ago ( 2021/04/21 17:37:44 )
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@rosehip: my sister was dramatic LOL
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Donator — Frog bless Posted 4 years ago ( 2021/04/21 17:38:56 )
@rosehip:I looked it up but even wikipedia doesn't know the exact origins. Just that it came out of Europe. It seems very old and something often told to children because kids are dumb, lol.
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 4 years ago ( 2021/04/21 20:12:00 )


@MoodyB: lmao I love how exaggerated kids can be
@Priestess of Pie: Interesting! Maybe I'll use it on my nieces lmao


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Voltie — Moody Posted 4 years ago ( 2021/04/21 20:12:37 )
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@rosehip: she's still very much dramatic
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 4 years ago ( 2021/04/21 20:21:56 )


@MoodyB: tbh my older brother is the same way lmao

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