I was looking at foodsavers because well I'm about to buy one and so i was looking at reviews.
And this one said

"..Food saving made fun. Recomended for a gift or personal use. You'll want to vaccum seal everything in no time. Poultry, bacon, beef, your cat, fruit... the possibilities are endless."

Your cat.
Cats better watch out, they are about to be vacuumed sealed

Sounds like I'd die from choking on fur

@SirLionelNigelConrad: Halloween one. If you click the reaper thing, a drop down will appear, amd so will cat

Hide yo cats hide yo wives

I tricked you all with the phrase