When I was a kid I thought the "L" on the gear shift stood for "levitate". I asked my mom why we never put the car into L and she said because she couldn't. She meant that she couldn't because she was on the highway. What I thought she meant was that there were air traffic laws that wouldn't allow it.
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Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/11/19 20:00:22 )
I thought chocolate made you pregnant.
For context, my mum was pregnant with my brother when I was 4. I was eating a chocolate bar and wouldn’t share with my mum, so she told me she didn’t want any anyway because chocolate makes you fat. At the time, the only “fat” I knew about was pregnant, ergo….. I didn’t eat chocolate for a long time lmao. I was such a dumb kid.
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Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/11/19 20:19:35 )
Low, keep your head, keep your head low... .......................................Oh, you gotta keep your head low...
That the bogeyman was the boogie man and he just likes to hold massive ragers at peoples houses. And when people told you to watch out or he’d get you it was more like watch out or he’d throw a party at your house and you’d have to clean it.
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Posted 2 years ago ( 2022/11/19 21:24:46 )
I watched an episode of Rugrats as a kid where Chuckie swallowed a watermelon seed and they thought he'd grow a watermelon out of his tummy. I thought the same when I accidentally swallowed an apple seed. D: