What was the last funny thing you've seen online?
Kay, so it's of this living room. There's someone chilling on the couch, the person filming, and they've got a coffee table just ahead and lots of open space in their living room. Then we see a dog, with a sandal, flopping about happily. The dog circles the living room, circles the coffee table, then stops as they make eye contact with human. Realizing human is present. Omg. The dog looks mortified. So good.

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How many times would you say you've been to a doctor in your lifetime?
Ummm... Less than 75 maybe? Heavily guestimating here, but I stopped doing yearly check ups around 14. But also depends on what kind. If we are including mental health and dentists... More?

Do you know anyone who owns a black cat?
Yes! I haven't talked to them in a wee bit but I dooo.

What did you last help someone with?
Buying a part or an UPS package