Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it's a plan!
So, I'm super excited but don't have many people IRL that I can share this with.
I GOT THE JOB!
I just came back from my interview and few minutes ago, and I was offered the job on the spot. I should start by the end of the week.
It's just Subway, so nothing super special or amazing, but still ... money! Huzzah!

We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?