@Tuijp: One day I will remember the stories I tell. One day. Maybe.
Dudes. My cousin came over today, and was like 'I have something for you'. She pulls out this cute top and I'm like 'you know I'm fat right' (she's a lot smaller than me). Bitch says 'yeah'. I know I'm fat, you're not supposed to agree with me.
Forums The Blackout So light em up up up
@Saeyra: Lol exactly. Just like that.
@Saeyra: and have a newspaper with holes?
@Another Movie Addict: you're so think, you can hide behind a lamp post
@Tuijp: Aww thank you.
You mean @Tuijp: took pics of the Sun while it was bathing? How dare!
shut up and take my money
shut up and take my money
[ often multitasking unsuccessfully ] | [ I may take a while to respond, but haven't forgotten you! ♥ ]
qu'est-ce que tu vas chercher?
qu'est-ce que tu vas chercher?
@Another Movie Addict: I know this lady that tells me I need to go on a diet while feeding me cake. Its amazing.
@Tuijp: It would obstruct my vision too much. I need to take it all in. The sea of sagging bits is an experience.
Also, congratulations on your first customer! I will be taking my finders fee now.
@Tuijp: It would obstruct my vision too much. I need to take it all in. The sea of sagging bits is an experience.
Also, congratulations on your first customer! I will be taking my finders fee now.
@Saeyra: Lol people like feeding you too?
@Another Movie Addict: The old women man...they love feeding people. Its like the holy grail that nobody speaks about. Old grandmas are the key to free food.
@Saeyra: Lol yes they are. One lady fed me at the bus stop. Just handed me food saying she didn't want it anymore. o.o
@Another Movie Addict: I wanna be that kinda old lady when I grow old. The food factory kind. I would feed young folks at the bus stop and share my love of food with the world.
And of course, vacation on the nude beaches every summer and let my naughty bits hang loose.
And of course, vacation on the nude beaches every summer and let my naughty bits hang loose.
@Saeyra: Best kind of old lady. As a college student who couldn't afford lunch, that made my day.
@Tuijp: Deal. 1 snickers per customer it is. *creates a thread in exchange for selling Tuijp's nudes*
Always ping me please.
Lol I love these kind of conversations.
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.