Strahddy's is a pub freshly built in the town of Snowcrest, never mind that we've been closed for about a week. Somethingsomething delayed deliveries, you know how it is.
We are open for business! We serve alcohol and food and have tons of personal rooms and bunkhouses, we do it all!
Magic casters are to remain Silent while on the premises and weapons be sheathed for the duration of your stay.
Xanunun is the King of Bone, a freak with a scythe and penchant for fucking everything up for the sake of his own satisfaction.
June-July is his tiny lightning-buddy, haver of Cabal's Ruin. Xan wants that shit,
Artemis is a dumbass rogue that forgets he has lockpicks.
Spaghetta is celebrity chef.
June-July is his tiny lightning-buddy, haver of Cabal's Ruin. Xan wants that shit,
Artemis is a dumbass rogue that forgets he has lockpicks.
Spaghetta is celebrity chef.
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Cute alpacas and skulls man.
Put 'em out front!
Put 'em out front!
@June July Thornberry:
That way everyone will know that this is the office of the King of Bone!
I like your idea!
That way everyone will know that this is the office of the King of Bone!
I like your idea!
@Bone King Xanunun: You know, you never struck me as an encouraging and open minded kinda half-orc. Maybe I was wrong.
Wait. the Office?
Do I have to make an appointment to talk to you?
Do I have to make an appointment to talk to you?
@Eruca:
Have I done anything to hurt that idea?
I've gone through life trying not to be a detriment to anyone but my time with you and everyone else has been a kind of "nuh, I'm okay, you can have the thing.
But if there's a scythe you best get outta da way."
@June July Thornberry:
Pretty sure I already hired you as my secretary, so of course not!
Have I done anything to hurt that idea?
I've gone through life trying not to be a detriment to anyone but my time with you and everyone else has been a kind of "nuh, I'm okay, you can have the thing.
But if there's a scythe you best get outta da way."
@June July Thornberry:
Pretty sure I already hired you as my secretary, so of course not!
@Bone King Xanunun: I've got no use for a scythe. You can have all of them.
ok. When do I get paid?
ok. When do I get paid?
@June July Thornberry:
Hmmmm. Didn't really discuss wages.
Well, because I'm cheap, how about 5 GP for every single instance you have to act as my secretary?
Hmmmm. Didn't really discuss wages.
Well, because I'm cheap, how about 5 GP for every single instance you have to act as my secretary?
@Bone King Xanunun: I'm not a whore, I only accept payment in sweetcakes. 
*nervously enters the pub*
There is something haunting in the light of the moon;
It has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.
It has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.
@June July Thornberry:
You'll have to consult Spaghetta with that one.
Unless I drink one of those potions and it somehow gives me the ability to summon two sweetcakes per day.
@Fielkun:
Hellooo! Welcome!
How're you doin'?
You'll have to consult Spaghetta with that one.
Unless I drink one of those potions and it somehow gives me the ability to summon two sweetcakes per day.
@Fielkun:
Hellooo! Welcome!
How're you doin'?
@Bone King Xanunun: You can Buy sweetcakes you know. They're less than 5 gold each. Man if this adventuring thing doesn't work out, the rest of the party can just work for you, hiring a baker so you can pay your secretary. You're creating millions of jobs!
@Fielkun: Welcome to the local gay bar! :D
jk.
it's just a regular tavern.
with some very optimistic people inside.
jk.
it's just a regular tavern.
with some very optimistic people inside.
Lmao I was gonna say, how many sweetcakes will 5GP buy? 
previously keef with a k
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.