What's the best thing that happened to you? What's the worst thing that's happened to you? Most memorable?
In the most recent D&D session at my work one of the kids married a door. The group stumbled upon a magical door and one wanted to burn it. When they set it on fire it started to scream. One of the kids was upset by this and they put the fire out. Then they decided as a group to bring the door with them on their quest and repaired it.
Eventually one of the kids proclaimed that she wanted to marry the door. Another kid yelled "No, I want to marry it!" They started arguing until he asked the DM "Wait, is the door gay?" The DM then said "Roll to see if the door is gay." They rolled and the door was gay. There ended up being a marriage ceremony and they had a child, another door, named Woody. Now the player talks about his beloved door husband and door child. It's canon.
Eventually one of the kids proclaimed that she wanted to marry the door. Another kid yelled "No, I want to marry it!" They started arguing until he asked the DM "Wait, is the door gay?" The DM then said "Roll to see if the door is gay." They rolled and the door was gay. There ended up being a marriage ceremony and they had a child, another door, named Woody. Now the player talks about his beloved door husband and door child. It's canon.
