I could seriously see one come up to my door and start knocking. Forums General Chit-Chat Bacon, Bacon, Bacon!
So yeah I am a bit bored and so I am going to go make up probably the whole package og Bacon well the raccoons are in my back yard. Wanting I could seriously see one come up to my door and start knocking.
I could seriously see one come up to my door and start knocking. 
Oh man, now I want bacon! X,D It's always a good idea to make bacon when you're bored - hopefully the raccoons don't notice the deliciousness. X,3
So back in the day we had a Raccoon problem but we never actually saw the raccoon. One night I hear something by our pond, and there he is standing in a little man-shaped shadow. Now, the window backed right up to this guy... he was standing right next to my face basically. I was like "Hey raccoon what are you doing" and I kid you not, he stands up and eyeballs me but does not back down. Every word I said to him, his head shifts as if he's listening to me, so I get up and walk outside and the little jerk was gone! I was convinced it was a chupacabra and not a raccoon.... the things eyes were glowing!
I ate bacon this morning.
It is delicious.
Aw, maybe give the raccoons a little. They're adorable trash bandits. Eh, though they end up making return visits for free food.
It is delicious.
Aw, maybe give the raccoons a little. They're adorable trash bandits. Eh, though they end up making return visits for free food.
Bacon is delicious but all the grease and spatter is a pain to deal with D: we have some in the fridge that needs to be cooked and that'll probably be my food today 8D and leftover burritos cB<
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@Sulley: I don't think they came to my
yard last night. Thankfully. But yes bacon is
Yummy any time of day bored or hungry.
I hope that you have soe bacon.
@JamJam: do you have any bacon?
@Milkii: I've tried that before, it isn't as good as when you make it yourself.
@Glume: yeah there eyes glow brightly I make some of there noises like there purring chatter.
@Faust Sheep: they visit all the time, we had a mommy, daddy and about 4 little babies in our yard the other night. There so cute.
@Vii: glad to hear that you will be having Bacon at some point today.
@onsenmark: Ooh like a BLT bacon sandwich
yard last night. Thankfully. But yes bacon is
Yummy any time of day bored or hungry.
I hope that you have soe bacon.
@JamJam: do you have any bacon?
@Milkii: I've tried that before, it isn't as good as when you make it yourself.
@Glume: yeah there eyes glow brightly I make some of there noises like there purring chatter.
@Faust Sheep: they visit all the time, we had a mommy, daddy and about 4 little babies in our yard the other night. There so cute.
@Vii: glad to hear that you will be having Bacon at some point today.
@onsenmark: Ooh like a BLT bacon sandwich
...Seconding the INTENSE NEED for a bacon sandwich now DDD:
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@Unicorn: That is adorable!
A raccoon family visited my grandmother's place one. Baby raccoons are just small ball of fluffs. So precious.
A raccoon family visited my grandmother's place one. Baby raccoons are just small ball of fluffs. So precious.
@Unicorn: Or just a buttload of bacon in bread. :vanora_xd:
@Kozi: Ooh really now, I still have Bacon too make.
@Faust Sheep: there cute balls of fluff though different from the parent coons.
@onsenmark: that could also be so very true.
@Neko: leaves out a big giant plate of Bacon, for everyone to share.
@Faust Sheep: there cute balls of fluff though different from the parent coons.
@onsenmark: that could also be so very true.
@Neko: leaves out a big giant plate of Bacon, for everyone to share.
Oh wow, there's some real bacon loving raccoons out there lol
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@cedes: yep whole family of them they also ran off with a jar of peanut butter. All that was found was the lid
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.