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Forums Anniversary Party 2018 I wish I didn't have whiplash!

Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/4 21:45:42 )
Granted! No more work for you today or any tomorrows, but now you're back in school and have to deal with that nonsense again.

I wish I was eating at a restaurant tonight instead of at home.
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/4 22:10:24 )


Granted! But the chef knows hes going to get fired the next day, so the food is horrible!

I wish I could think clearly.
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/4 23:41:26 )
Granted. But now you can process every single detail of every single action happening around you, and it'll soon drive you mad.


I wish I could focus
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/4 23:48:49 )
Granted, but you laser focus on the opposite thing that you should be working on.

I wish I weren't watching WWE right now.
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Please ping! I get distracted easily.

Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 00:38:28 )
Granted. Now you're watching 'Wives of WWE'. What an improvement!!!

I wish my feet weren't cold
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Donator — Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 00:40:44 )
Granted, but your feet are burning hot!!

I wish someone made me lunch for the rest of the week.
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Ping me

Donator — Sea Snake Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 00:54:34 )
Granted, someone made your lunch for all the remaining days in this week! But each lunch is so burned and bland~

I wish for icecream.
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Npc — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 01:11:11 )
Granted, but it has so much freezer burn that it's more a burden to eat than not!

I wish this thread would get ROCKING and ROLLING and ZOOMING!
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Voltie — HIM Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 01:17:16 )
Granted. But now the CPAR (Concerned Parents Against Rockin') are petitioning to ban the thread.

I wish...FOR A MILLION WISHES! MUAHAHAHA
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Wardrobe/Art Collection

Art by kiwi


Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 04:30:49 )
Granted, but they're ALL corrupted.

I wish I had a cheeseburger.
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See what conventions I'll be at next




Final Fantasy XV: Worst. Bachelor Party. EVER.

Donator — He Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 05:39:04 )
Granted, but there is maggot in it

I wish for ramen
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Donator — Sea Snake Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 06:08:01 )
granted, you now have the best art of top ramen one could possibly make.

I wish for chai tea~
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Free Tiny Pride Flags

Donator — He Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 06:09:28 )
Granted, but there are lots of salt in it

I wish i were rich
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Donator — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 09:20:11 )
Millet, spilling the tea:

Granted but now they all turn against you, and they just want more and more and more until you have no more and are left with nothing but feeling bitter.

I wish my cat didn't sound like a literal human crying like a little girl whenever she wants to Guilt Trip me for treats.
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Donator — He Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 09:29:54 )
Granted, however now your cat didnt make a sound at all

I wish we can live forever
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 10:15:39 )


Granted, but you are now a vampire and thirst for blood.

I wish I could stop time.
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Donator — Fluffywuff Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 10:18:55 )
Granted, but you cannot restart it again. Welcome to frozen time he’ll. You will be very bored after a few centuries.

I wish for a beautiful ballgown.
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Oh my love, I know you are my candyman
And oh my love, let us fly to bounty land~~


Közi (“Kouji.”)
He/him


Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 10:21:36 )


Granted, But it was at the cost of three underage, poorly paid workers.

I wish I could be in multiple places at once.
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Just chillin'

Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 10:30:19 )
We\'ll carry on


Granted, but just your body parts. Your foot is now in the UK, head in the USA, arm in China and an ear in South Africa.

I wish I had more money

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 13:19:00 )
Granted. But we're married so I spend it all mwahahaaaa!!

I wish I had slept more hours
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