Millet, spilling the tea:

Its the corrupted wish game. With prizes.

*Rules*
1. You can only win a prize once every 3 pages. (So if no one else is playing and its all just 2 people pls take a break xD)
2. I subjectively choose the winner based on the creativity of the corruption and how it ties into that persons wish.

Ex. "I wish I was rich."
"Granted but then you get eaten by glowing spiders"
Doesnt tie into their wish, so wouldnt get chosen by me. Be creatively on topic!

The prizes:

Odd number pages get 1k (up to page 19)
And even number pages are as follows

2 Violets Hair
4Vregs Jacket
6Leo
8mommys lil monster
10 tri dreads
12 ombre shortweave
14 squidplay
16 squid ink
18 arachnocratic
20 serene royalty

I wish the drive into work was shorter today!

Granted but now everyone else in your family is sick including your friends
I wish I had a cat

Granted, that mule of mine anon did. A d there was his famous pie.

I wish the weather to stay cool for a long while without snow xD

You win a lifetime supply of fries, but that's the only thing you can ever eat. Eventually everything you own, including yourself, starts to smell like the fries.

I wish I had a new car.

x

@millet: Granted! Your place of work has decided to go green and digital! You no longer have a stack of paper- it's all online! Complete with calendar invites, an email for every sheet you would have gotten, and someone staring at your documents as you fill them out and file them in the preferred online folder. You lucky dog!


I wish I could get a massage!

Granted! Your walls are much thicker now, but they had to use a really thick glass to achieve the desired effect. Now you can SEE your neighbor cough.

I wish that I never had to update my devices.

Granted, but now your pants are literally on fire.

I wish I had a cup of coffee right now.

@Amber Lynne: well, they could dry so fast that they catch fire! :viosweat:

(but yeah, I totally misread that. :viosweat: )

oh, and Granted! -- but only you jump forward in time, and your workplace, friends, family, etc. wonder where in the heck you've been for about three weeks. Also, you haven't been paid since you weren't around to work.

We\'ll carry on

Granted but it’s on the other side of the world, you can’t travel there, you need to pay way more tax because you own a house and it’s so tiny, you could never live there

I wish I had more tickets for this event