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Forums Cirque ad Infinitum Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown

Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/27 18:38:35 )
Something fishy about this one hmm
Not sure how it would relate to the second part though, rip, i tried
going with some kind of fish :'D

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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/27 18:39:39 )

am I dumb for thinking you need to just tie your shoes?


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Npc — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/27 18:40:11 )

yes, its a fish. water moving and bubbling into a new body of water allows air to bubble in due to the shifts in pressure.

I told my sister Ran that she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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With thieves I consort,
With the vilest, in short,
I’m quite at ease in depravity;
Yet all divines use me,
And savants can’t lose me,
For I am the center of gravity.
What am I?
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/27 18:42:53 )

These freakin' dad jokes. xD

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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/27 18:43:58 )

Dear lord save me... I said one of these out loud and now my husband is just scrolling through bad jokes and saying them non stop. He. Won't. Shut. Up


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Npc — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/27 18:44:06 )

Constance:
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yes, its a fish. water moving and bubbling into a new body of water allows air to bubble in due to the shifts in pressure.

I told my sister Ran that she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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With thieves I consort,
With the vilest, in short,
I’m quite at ease in depravity;
Yet all divines use me,
And savants can’t lose me,
For I am the center of gravity.
What am I?


What's a dad?
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Npc — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/27 18:46:21 )

Yes letter V.

I ate a clock for breakfast, it was very time consuming.
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Remove six letters from this sequence to reveal a familiar English word
@Hazer: a forum imp told me to give you this.BSAINXLEATNTEARS
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A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/27 18:46:21 )

This new riddle is tough. I have no idea what the answer can be. :/

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And I thought saltine crackers were salty.
Chat with me here if you wanna!

Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/27 18:47:58 )
she took a picture, developed it, put it in a picture frame she hung on a wall and had dinner after that with her hubby?
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Npc — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/27 18:48:03 )

I'm used to others intellectual inferiority
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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/27 18:48:57 )
LMAO
pls throw a pie at me
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Npc — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/27 18:49:54 )

Berinhard says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"????
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I am a word of 5 letters and people eat me. If you remove the first letter I become a form of energy. Remove the first two and I’m needed to live. Scramble the last 3 and you can drink me. What am I?
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Npc — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/27 18:51:26 )

@Siron:That would be a complete and utter waste of pie.
children around the world are starving and may die.
Also, those cost money buy it off of me
Then you will be lecture free
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Donator — she, her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/27 18:51:32 )
Here in the darkness I know myself

Well that’s a head scratcher.
I’m going to have to think about.

Can\'t break free until I let it go.
Let me go..

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Mom 6/29/19
Dad 11/29/2021

Npc — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/27 18:53:14 )

They say lithium batteries are far superior
compared to solar energy, still inferior
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Npc — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/27 18:54:04 )

@Totalanimefan: 2 and 3 are wrong, and ya can't even get your spoilers right.
*Facepalm* cant even keep the wrong answers outta sight. :P
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Npc — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/27 18:54:52 )

YOU ONLY DID LIKE A THIRD OF THE RIDDLE KIWI
YOU GOTTA FULLY HUMOR ME
/smacks you upside the head
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Npc — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/27 18:56:57 )

PLease don't bring bugs into my thread
unless ya gonna personally squish em all dead.
It makes the fair grounds look icky
and their insides all stickyyyyyyyy
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Voltie — HIM Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/27 18:57:31 )
Banana
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Wardrobe/Art Collection

Art by kiwi


Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/27 18:58:35 )
@Constance: How about...
*searching through pockets*
Three buttons and a paperclip?
I'll catch, promise




@kiwi: I like how it looks like you were trying to go asadffshjk and instead 'widhshaks' came out
the word speaks to me
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