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Voltie — sewer rat Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/29 20:44:34 )
@dowan: pft that's all bark and no bite
dipper:
stick figures are beautiful

vintage:
he looks cool for once
u got a lot of cool charactersπŸ‘Œ

@strawberry: you know what else is unbelievable?



bless for dio. i couldn't take a 4th hit of pure cuteness

/C O M P L I M E N T E D
@deaa: are you burning me or yourself

nyreen: right??
@cedes:
your art deserves all the items and volts tbh✨
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Donator — ILOVEPUGS Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/29 20:51:05 )
mmmm roasted lobster sounding pretty bomb right now
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Voltie — sewer rat Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/29 20:57:09 )
mood. we need more cooks πŸ¦€ πŸ”₯
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Donator — ILOVEPUGS Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/29 21:04:47 )
And all the butter o_o;
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Voltie — sewer rat Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/29 21:09:15 )
paula deen is quaking rn
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Donator — ILOVEPUGS Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/29 21:11:15 )
Racism aside that woman has some southern cooking I can get down on >3>
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Donator — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/29 21:18:04 )
she looks to the sky to build herself


@okios:
*looks at pinged post*
*stares into the light gray-purple shaded line where the spoiler is*
uhhhhhh

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Voltie — sewer rat Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/29 21:24:25 )
Luffer Nutter:
Racism
basically describes the south lmfao 😬 but yeah i love me some good soul food
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Voltie — sewer rat Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/29 21:37:15 )
@deaa: ohshi-- my bad!! πŸ˜…πŸ€• here it be:
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Donator — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/29 22:02:04 )
she looks to the sky to build herself


@okios: oh wow a cutie Laura ; u; thank you!~

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@ me tho. | Hangout. | OCs. | Avatars.
looking to buy: ARIES

Donator — ILOVEPUGS Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/29 23:41:19 )
one must fear the diabetes tho XD
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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/30 02:48:47 )
@okios:
There once was a lowly lobster known only as Ok who spent all their time in the gossip-filled caverns of Serious Talk. They would, with conviction and misguided passion, rant in the name of memes as broken dreams made up the very fragile shell in which they found their existence. To nip at others gave them a wicked grin's worth of satisfaction, but to revel in how they were perceived gave them much-needed but only subconsciously sought-after attention. They would argue that despite their hours logged as an honorary member of the Department of Professional Complaint, they had a real life however drab it may have been for their eyes to seek alternative means of enjoyment in the delightful suffering of others whose skins were not quite as thick.

Diving too hard one day into such infested waters, the being behind the lobster or within its armor, one could say, cowering for life was hard to face, found they emerged from their hell in the bottom of a pot. Now they're dinner, but not the lobster.

Ok was no longer ok.

[size=6]That was my first roast. In all seriousness, you're an awesome person who makes Voltra a more fun place to hang.
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Voltie — sewer rat Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/30 04:20:53 )
LMAO KIWI XD

luffer: worth it jk.

@dowan:
/ P E R I S H E D
YAAS this is exactly what i'm looking for πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜­πŸ”₯πŸ’–πŸ™πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
compared to what i got so far, i'mma bump it up to
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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/30 04:40:02 )
all these delicious roasts
AND ALL THIS ART

a good thread 10/10 πŸ‘Œ

439/500
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Donator — ~love~ Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/30 05:19:38 )
this was my original idea but i was stuck at work teehee
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awesome art by okios <33

Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/30 05:42:27 )
@Okios: Happy I could roast you to satisfaction. C;
But oh man, did you go IN on that art! It's absolute perfection and I'm left awestruck. Thank you...
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Donator — They/them Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/30 08:17:42 )

I'd roast ya okios but it looks like you're already on fire.
I think I spy some flames on you, you chaos of clutter.
You're an amalgamation of all that is terrifying yet somehow awe inspiring beautiful.
You shouldn't exist on this plane of existence.
Surprised your being hasn't broken the code of this world.

(Looks like I managed to roast you tho in the end, I think.)
(Am not confident in my roasting skills)
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Donator — ILOVEPUGS Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/30 08:24:57 )
That read like poetry zuzu <3
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eeee ee eeee smoke weed everyday
(legitimately googled if this was pg-13 appropriate because I try to be a respectful stoner. So like you're welcome teenagers)
Working on a new signature.
PS-I LOVE PUGS

Voltie — sewer rat Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/31 04:10:00 )
@cedes: OMGDKFJSL CEDESBBY 😭πŸ”₯πŸ’–πŸ”₯πŸ’–πŸ”₯πŸ’– I AM SLAIN AND BLESSED BY YOU AGAIN


@dowan: anything for dowan, bringer of 3rd degree burns uwu πŸš‘

@zuzu: i'm flattered

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sayonara cheesecakes ( 0 ڑ≦)γ‚žβœ©β—„-gallery-β–Ί

Donator — They/them Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/10/31 04:27:25 )

thank you for the art,
it deserves a place of honor,
when i get a big cork board to pin art to,
this will be one of the first things i print off.
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