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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/11/25 21:12:01 )


You'd be pissed too if someone destroyed a 60 dollar figure.

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Voltie — Damned Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/11/25 21:13:23 )


I imagine I would be but I'm sure it was an accident.

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Voltie — Damned Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/11/25 21:14:08 )


I'd have my uncle pay me the $60.

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/11/25 21:14:09 )


It was, and partially my fault.

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Voltie — Damned Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/11/25 21:20:07 )


Well, I'm not into figures but I did have this beautiful dragon lamp of my late father's. It was the only possession of his that my grandparents on his side let me have as he didn't leave a will---and I broke it shortly after. My mom tried to have it fixed but it wasn't possible.
Now all I have are the stuffed dragons we won in Reno when I was 15.


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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/11/25 21:24:34 )


I actually still have a plushie from when my house burnt down. Two of them. :3

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Voltie — Damned Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/11/25 21:27:54 )


Sorry, correction.
My grandparents let me have his laptop as well but it was a lemon Dell that had its hard drive replaced like 4 or 5 times and it crapped on me yet again shortly after.


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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/11/25 21:32:28 )


Your Grandparents sound like poop.

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Voltie — Damned Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/11/25 21:36:23 )


Kinda but they had nothing to do with the craptop.
I'd requested it myself because I was having trouble with my HP desktop, like blue screen of death and self-restarting trouble and needed something.


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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/11/25 21:37:02 )


Ah, well that sucks.

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/11/25 21:46:38 )


A booby of a country squire, who made an honest woman of his father's chamber-maid, bolted into the room when she was in labour, and blubbering over her with great tenderness, sobbed out that he was sorry she felt so much pain on his account. "Don't make thyself uneasy, love," said the wife, "I can't bear to see thee fret, for I'm sure it was not thy fault."

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/11/25 21:49:07 )
ooooh! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/11/25 21:50:11 )


Lol yeah. I've been really digging 1700s jokes.

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/11/25 21:50:58 )
wait, is it that old??? I thought you were posting in olde english for lols or somthing
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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/11/25 21:51:46 )


Lol nope it's from the 1700s, so is the one in my sig.

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/11/25 21:53:22 )
The one in your signature is very good, too.
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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/11/25 21:53:59 )


Sex jokes are as old as time its self. XD

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Donator — They/them Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/11/26 02:00:10 )

y'know what is funny to look up, ye olde slang phrases/words XD
flapdoodle, meat skewer, gooser, master-member, tooley-wang, glister-pipe, whiffles, etc
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/11/26 09:07:46 )
We’ll carry on


@Zuzu: wven funnier when you use them

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Donator — They/them Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/11/26 09:14:42 )

@Tuijp: I don't talk about flapdoodles often but you're right it is even funnier using those words XD
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