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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/12/14 21:02:44 )


You hear a gentle rap at the door and answer promptly, expecting an individual of great import. Before you stands an unimpressive figure. Well-dressed if nothing else, and holding an unmarked briefcase in one gloved hand. As you search the face out of habit, you quickly realize there are no features, or rather your vision is so skewed upon looking that you're unable to make any out.

The man brushes past you and seems to gaze out over your humble abode, glancing at pictures on the wall, furniture nestled in modest living quarters, and even to what Netflix is playing on your computer. Your pet, a stalwart companion, dashes off at the sight of whatever strange guest has visited their master.

Without any conversation, the man chooses to sit in front of an empty space that he can set the briefcase. His movements are precise, you notice. As if every step and action is carefully calculated to result in little to no energy being expended. This comes off as rigid. Lifeless, even. You take a hesitant seat across from him and the clock ticks loudly in the awkward silence.

As you open your mouth to speak, he presses a finger to his lips. No sound comes out, but the message is clear. You hear a series of clicks as his fingers glide across the numerous locks securing the briefcase tightly shut. It pops open, then, and he takes out a simple, disappointing slip of paper. He slides it across the table to you and gestures to it, hand suspended in air, waiting for you to read it.

You swallow and take a look. It reads: 'Do you desire the inner workings of your imagination made in perceived reality?' That is all.

You nod, not quite understanding what it is you're being asked, but curiosity often gets the better of us. Especially in times of want.

You are given a second and final slip. It reads: 'Wage for your creation. Bid and it shall be yours. Lose, and it will fail to exist.'


TERMS

This auction will begin on 12/14 [now] and end at 11:59 EST on 12/20.

Should you win, there is no limit to the piece you can request written.

Length, and any other details, will be discussed with the winner.

Your piece may take up to a month or longer to be made manifest.

It is very unlikely, but your request may be refused, and your bid overall rejected.


SAMPLES

X
X

BIDDING

Your bid may contain any combination of volts, ohms, items, or skills.
Offering to make art would be an example of a skill.

Your bid must exceed the previous bid by a value of 3k volts at least.


WINNER

Quoth the Raven
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/12/15 07:09:26 )

(Edited because I should consider my wording more carefully at 2 in the morning, lol)
alfskjljsf internal screaming when I used up a good chunk of the volts I had saved for you after you gave me the go ahead and here you are with an auction xD
Aaahhh I'll probably put in a bid when I hop onto my laptop later

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/12/15 14:35:42 )

@Dowan: I would like to bid 15k volts.

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Voltie — sewer rat Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/12/15 20:30:56 )
HOLLA NEW AUCTION IN THE HOUSE
how tf are ppl sleepin on this ish??
QUALITY FANFICS ARE TO BE HAD, and this is a chance for one of them!! βœ¨πŸ‘

i bid 20.5k volts
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/12/15 20:55:06 )

alsdkjfsljf on one hand I'm happy someone else is bidding


aaahhhh I need to see what I have on hand before trying to bid again ; o ;

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Voltie — sewer rat Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/12/15 21:37:57 )
pros of being poor: don't need to see what i have on hand cuz i already know i'm broke af
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/12/16 00:10:39 )

lol, okios
As a hoarder it's really hard to part with my stuff

@vintage: go for it! Though I will go ahead and probably throw as much as I'm actually willing to give away to ensure he actually gets a decent amount, then, lol.

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Voltie — sewer rat Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/12/16 00:27:37 )
become a monk and relinquish all material attachments such as iπŸ˜ŒπŸ“ΏπŸ™

player 3 has entered. πŸ‘» how many banners did u do for that spicy wall o' text πŸ‘€

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/12/16 01:46:52 )



90,000 volts worth of items per Raxton's price guide. Serious bid. And will climb higher if I gotta.
/stern face

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/12/16 15:08:24 )

well, it probably wouldn't be as hard as I'm imagining it to be, but /lazy

and lowkey want @vintage: to start bidding so I don't have to calculate what my invo is worth /still lazy

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Voltie — sewer rat Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/12/16 15:50:46 )
this sudden jump

laziness won't win this auction lmao
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Donator — Whatever Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/12/16 16:05:36 )

@Dowan: (If I calculated everything correctly) I would like to bid 451.5k Volts worth of items. Do let me know if you want me to list them.

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Voltie — sewer rat Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/12/16 18:04:44 )
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451.5k Volts

HOLY HSIT SLAYED. ALL-KILL. NO RECOVERY.
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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/12/16 19:27:56 )
Thank you to everyone who has shown interest in this auction so far. It means a lot to me.
@Quoth the Raven: I wouldn't wish that fate upon anyone. LOL
Though with people bidding items, I feel for anyone having to trade that many items.
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Donator — Whatever Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/12/16 20:14:44 )

Well, it's only 46 items (so far) so it's not particularly bad.

And okios, I'm sure there're people that have more than me, ha.

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/12/16 22:43:47 )



I just got anhilated. Swept, mopped, and discarded.

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Voltie — sewer rat Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/12/17 00:45:27 )
yo, that may be true, but your bid is higher than all the big auctions combined.
simply put, your bid is equivalent to a nuke. auction is over. waiting for it to end on the 20th is just a formality
congratulations in advance. (β—‘β€Ώβ—‘ )
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/12/17 01:19:01 )

d-did I go too hard?
I thought she would bid higher than me, not going to lie

Though now I'm worried I calculated wrong so definitely will have to go over it again.
also rip sets I'm banking on an avi creator because like hell i'll be questing these items back

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pls don't

Voltie — sewer rat Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/12/17 03:32:56 )
go hard or go home amiright this is the new GOAT✨πŸ”₯πŸ™Œ

same but a DAC for voltra seems so far into the future...
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Donator — Whatever Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/12/18 16:17:02 )

I checked in again with the price guide and looks like some of the item prices have changed since I put in my bid. Looks like everything is worth 450,000 Volts now, so I suppose that's what I'll have my bid officially be (if that's alright with you, Dowan).

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