Question 1: What would be the most spectacular funeral you could imagine?

Answer: My own.

Question 2: What’s your fast food horror story?

Answer: Eating any and supporting the corporate machine that sells that garbage back to us. Also, I like food trucks better.

Question 3: What’s something you’ve done that you would try to dissuade anyone from doing?

Answer: Trying to meet the demands of others.

Question 4: What’s the future of dating?

Answer: Apps I guess.

Question 5: When did the saying “looks can be deceiving” really hit home?

Answer: My sister. She looks innocent, but she's always scheming. How do you think I ended up here?

Question 6: What game do you dominate when you play it?

Answer: I'm okay at pinball.

Question 7: What scene from a movie scarred you for life?

Answer: Wouldn't say scarred, but I guess that scene in Un Chien Andalou made me wince.

Question 8: What’s the most important file on your computer?

Answer: Classified.

Question 9: What is your hometown best known for?

Answer: Crushing people's dreams.

Question 10: What is the longest amount of time you have been awake?

Answer: 2 or 3 days probably?

Question 11: What landmark from your childhood was destroyed and what was put up in its place?

Answer: They're always rebuilding things in Ice. Heritage isn't as important as progress to them.

Question 12: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and it was 13 years in the past and you were your younger self but still had your current memories and experiences?

Answer: Suffer.

Question 13: What is the most useful thing your mom or dad has taught you?

Answer: That societal expectations are cruel and unforgiving.

Question 14: What fun activity from your childhood has been completely ruined for kids today?

Answer: I didn't have fun as a kid. He pauses, thinking. I played outside sometimes, kids can still do that though.

Question 15: What piece of tech do you hope is invented in your lifetime?

Answer: Faster travel maybe.

Question 16: What’s your best example of a pyrrhic victory that happened to you?

Answer: Pretty much any accomplishment I have.

Question 17: How often does your brain go on autopilot?

Answer: Any time there's an event and I'm forced to be at the front desk.

Question 18: What old fashioned way of doing things is better than how they are currently done?

Answer: I guess I like film better than digital photography. You get a richer highlights and colours, and the authentic grain creates a natural feel. Also makes it feel like a more intimate artistic endevour when you're able to develope your own film. But digital is more convienent. Hm.

Question 19: What are some things that you haven’t seen or read, but know everything about because of popular culture?

Answer: Going to cop out and say most things. I'm not into what's popular.

Question 20: What is the most boring activity imaginable?

Answer: Small talk. Parties. Events.

Question 21: What, besides wealth, do you never have enough of?

Answer: Alone time.

Question 22: What fact do you wish you had never learned?

Answer: You want me to start a list? This world's full of harsh truths.

Question 23: What board game always ends badly?

Answer: Most of them. They all start badly too.

Question 24: What’s your most impressive “go to” meal that you can cook?

Answer: I don't know, I tend to eat out. I make alright koofteh I guess.

Question 25: What part of your body would you replace with an improved mechanical version?

Answer: I guess my eyes.