Surrounded by a legion of unique and skilled artists while also being a co-worker to a beast writer from another dimension, Mill-mill falls a bit in the grey. Why am I still talking third person thats so lame. What do I have that you want, oh. Merry Chestnuts on Solstice, Millet is selling clip roasts such as the example linked above. I'll have you know writing and making that video took an hour and a half as a last minute addition. I probably shouldn't share that. So I can offer you something of this variety but with more time to do so and produce a fire to burn your soul, I doubt the auction winner would find themselves dissapointed.

THE ROASTS CAN BE BETWEEN ANY TWO PARTIES (or hell even three)
Fictional, non fictional etc. Plants vs bread. Millet vs your grandma. But you must follow some guidelines so I don't fall into the art theft category of petty. Dat too low 4 me.

**If you want specific images used, you need permission from the artist.
Ex. "I want that chibi constance to roast me" - you need to ask Vintage if I can use it, that's his art.
**If you want to include friends in a roast, I need their permission first.
Ex. "Can you have @Matcha: getting roasted by me?", you gotta get permission from Matcha.

I can write the roasts for all parties, or write a response roast. It's pretty much up to you.
RAP battle, or just a cruel insulting dialogue within pg-13 guidelines?
Sailor Moon vs Powerpuff Buttercup? Sure- but still applies to permission from artist.
you'll need to draw it yourself or have a friend draw the asset I'll be using.
I can provide A LOT of my own assets, just not of characters themselves...unless you want stupid ass stock photo people.

You'll need to be specific in your desires and in your limits.
Feel free to ask any questions. :x

Current Highest Bid: demonic + pond saving
Luffer Nutter (which equals 21k)

P.S. I typed this entire thing on my mobile phone. Sorry if some weird typo's I missed
after making this. Orz

Millet, spilling the tea: