You gotta @Mention me.
*Puts loaf of bread away slowly*
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It may be beneficial to ask someone else for help in this instance. Someone the birds are not trained to attack.
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Vregory nods along with the plan, knowing that food would help distract him, too. "Humm...." He sounds thoughtfully, a determined expression crossing his face, "Sounds serious. We need good seed."
Eugene squeaks, giving a little salute with his paw as he runs away. Vregory stays behind, trying to help keep the birds away from his friends the best he can, receiving a peck or two for his troubles.
Eventually Eugene returned, dragging a giant bag of birdseed back with him. It looks new, and it's unclear where exactly he found it, but it looks perfect for the job. As the rat nears his friends, the bag rips open, causing the seed to go flying.
With an excited chirp the birds descend onto the seed, gobbling it up greedily. Taking the opportunity presented to him, Vreg launched himself towards the birds, snatching the notes off their legs.
Each piece of paper had a single word written on it, and lying them out next to each other revealed the secret password to send them away. Concentrating, Vreg read them out carefully, "Go... Away.... You... Birds..."
The birds looked up from their seed from the phrase, cooing before taking off in flight. Vreg watched as they flapped away, giving them a wave, "Food and adventure just like us, is true they are rats."
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Milk, bread, yogurt. Particularly milk. Coats the stuff that makes the burn happen and keeps it from burning anything unprotected. Also creates a barrier of sorts for the next bite.
Water does not bind to it and spreads it around, and makes the burn worse. Get milk.
Water does not bind to it and spreads it around, and makes the burn worse. Get milk.
I agree with Little Crane above. Milk would help you ease the burning sensation on your mouth caused by the spicy sauce @Vregory:
Next time, be careful on what you put on your mouth lol
Next time, be careful on what you put on your mouth lol
@vregory: Yes, milk will help the burning but if you continue eating I recommend ranch dipping sauce. (´κ³`)
I don't see the problem here, you can never have too much SPICE π₯π₯
@Vregory: But for real tho my dude, grab some milk and then just keep eating the wings. Don't waste good wings (this is the important part).
oh and it has to be like... real milk. No soy or almond milk, etc. Those don't have the milk protein you need to dissolve that deliciously spicy hydrocarbon
@Vregory: But for real tho my dude, grab some milk and then just keep eating the wings. Don't waste good wings (this is the important part).
oh and it has to be like... real milk. No soy or almond milk, etc. Those don't have the milk protein you need to dissolve that deliciously spicy hydrocarbon
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Scurrying out of the alleyway, Vreg bolted towards the nearest convenience store, dashing past the bored employee to grab a carton of milk from the back case. With tears in his eyes he slammed a couple of volts onto the counter before ripping open the cardboard. Tilting his head back he took a mighty chug of the dairy drink, not stopping until he had drained it.
"Will that be all, sir?" The employee asked as Vreg wiped away his milk moustache with a sigh of relief.
"Milk is good. Made it hurt less," Vreg nodded with a lazy smile, before he glanced back towards the alleyway longingly, "Humm...."
It wasn't long until Vregory was in the alley once more, tears in his eyes as he regretted trying to eat them again. Still, he sniffled, wheezing out, "W-Was good..."
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@Vregory: Poor dude lol
Anyways, how about try asking some passerby to help you undress those excess sweaters XD
Anyways, how about try asking some passerby to help you undress those excess sweaters XD
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It has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.
It has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.
@vregory: Offer the excess sweaters to people who need them. Keep one for yourself though. Can't have you catching a cold. (~ΛβΎΛ)~
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@Vregory: having other people take them off of you sounds like a good plan :)
pls don't
if the sweaters are too tight take off, have your rat friends deconstruct them at the seams, and once it's off, stitch them back again to give to others. uwu
Millet, spilling the tea: @Vregory: You need to walk (or roll) over to @Vivienne: at her Salon, she'll have plenty of sharp sheers that can cut you out of this mess.
@Vregory: Have Eugene and his rat friends spread the word all over Voltra that "Vreg is handing out FREE SWEATERS at [insert your location here]". All the chilly citizens of Voltra will come and help you take off the sweaters. And then they get to keep them to stay cozy over the holidays. And make sure to tell everyone that VK was the instigator of all this holiday charity 
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Vregory nodded to the suggestions given to him, "I'll try both should be good," he agreed, turning to Eugene, "You and your friends spread the word I'll find somebody to take these off me..."
Waddling as well as he could under the many layers, Vregory eventually found somebody walking down the street. As he got closer, he recognized the figure, trying to wave but unable to move his arm, "Hi ink man I need you to undress me."
Vyctor halted in his tracks, his face contorting for a moment before turning, sighing in relief as he saw the state Vregory was in, "Oh you need help getting out of that? Huh. How'd ya even end up like this anyway?" He asked, moving to help pull some of the outer layers off.
Vregory smiled, face beet red from the heat of the wool layers, "Is a gift! But it was too many so I'm going to give them to friends too, do you want one? Is good sweaters."
"Huh.. I'll pass thanks," With that, he stepped back, leaving Vregory comfortable in a single sweater, the rat boy waving his now free arms in victory and content. After handing Vregory a large pile of sweaters, he reached out to pat the top of his head and offered him a lazy smile, "Stay out of trouble now, will ya? You have a knack for finding it."
"I'm not going to trouble I'm going to hand out sweaters now. Bye ink man!" With that he wandered off to find his rat friends, ready to hand out the sweaters to the cold and needy.
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.