Random inspiration comes in many forms. lol
Dirty, dirty kids these days. :vanora_xd:
I agree with you. Kids have their minds in the gutters almost all the time. -reads a book-
Brings up some questions I have about Hogwarts though.
Like how often are kids caught doing or almost doing the dirty?
Where are the #1 places kids go to try to do it?
How many girls at Hogwarts got pregnant?
What kind of sex education is there, if any?
How many times have kids been busted trying to book a room at the Three Broomsticks or Hig's Head for a night?
I NEED ANSWERS
Like how often are kids caught doing or almost doing the dirty?
Where are the #1 places kids go to try to do it?
How many girls at Hogwarts got pregnant?
What kind of sex education is there, if any?
How many times have kids been busted trying to book a room at the Three Broomsticks or Hig's Head for a night?
I NEED ANSWERS
Those are all good questions.
I obviously don't have the answers to any of them though. xD
I obviously don't have the answers to any of them though. xD
I know!
And that's terrible.
I will make my own answers...
Not too often, most kids are smart enough to lock themselves into their partners dorm room. (This is what I use for my RP sessy things. Kick out the other dorm mates and do your business.)
Abandoned classrooms and dungeon broom closets, and occasionally moaning Myrtle's bathroom. (Not recommended because Myrtle is a creeper.)
Not too many, no more than the average school anyway. (I'd imagine.)
Terribly lacking sexual education, needs improving.
Every year no less than 4 3-5th year boys try to book rooms, Aberforth chases them off with a broom and Madame Rosmerta makes sure to tell their Heads of House. Usually results in a nights detention.
And that's terrible.
I will make my own answers...
Not too often, most kids are smart enough to lock themselves into their partners dorm room. (This is what I use for my RP sessy things. Kick out the other dorm mates and do your business.)
Abandoned classrooms and dungeon broom closets, and occasionally moaning Myrtle's bathroom. (Not recommended because Myrtle is a creeper.)
Not too many, no more than the average school anyway. (I'd imagine.)
Terribly lacking sexual education, needs improving.
Every year no less than 4 3-5th year boys try to book rooms, Aberforth chases them off with a broom and Madame Rosmerta makes sure to tell their Heads of House. Usually results in a nights detention.
It's cool, she gets her kicks by popping up just when the people think she's nowhere around.
Scaring naked teens is hilarious to her.
Scaring naked teens is hilarious to her.
I sure hope there are other bathrooms in Hogwarts because I for one wouldn't want to go into hers. :vanora_sweat:
There are.
Technically Myrtle's is supposed to be out of bounds or out of order or something.
Probably because it's in bad taste to pee where a girl once died, and never left.
Imagine trying to use Myrtle's toilet?
Yikes.
Technically Myrtle's is supposed to be out of bounds or out of order or something.
Probably because it's in bad taste to pee where a girl once died, and never left.
Imagine trying to use Myrtle's toilet?
Yikes.
Yeah I wouldn't go in there. So sad to just disturb the dead. I'm sure she probably wants to be left alone anyway.
Another set of horny fourth years of course.
Those teenagers just can't seem to control themselves.
Those teenagers just can't seem to control themselves.
Well their brains are still being developed. Not too surprising.
Look at mah cute lil pixel. c:
Neko makes da cutiest things.
A+ announcement, questions, and answers!
That is an adorable little pixel!
Vi says to tell you: "Just don't means absolutely must!"
That is an adorable little pixel!
Vi says to tell you: "Just don't means absolutely must!"
I thought my answers to my own questions were fantastic. lol
Should save those.
And Vi, honey, I think you need to get a dictionary and relearn what certain words mean.
Think you're a little confused there.
@Anarchist Beauty: hahahaha of course it was some fourth years. silly fourth years.
Currently recovering from large amounts of PTSD. I'll post when I can, please ping for replies. Things are very difficult for me right now.
Fourth years are always up to no good. lol
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.