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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/28 19:18:00 )

Yes people come on and tell them. Doesn't matter how terrible they are XD

What do you call bears with no ears? B

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/28 19:20:14 )
Me: *takes forever to get the joke*
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/28 19:21:21 )

Well earlier I saw a joke I did not get either. But it's because english is not my first language.
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Donator — she/they Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/28 19:21:35 )
I would also like to postulate that you don't call them, because they can't hear you.
/joke
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Ping me, Devil Daddy, ping me.




Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/28 19:33:16 )

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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Donator — she/they Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/28 19:38:06 )
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The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight.
21.

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/28 20:02:17 )

Yes guys keep then coming!

How do you cure a headache? Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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Donator — she/they Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/28 20:05:57 )
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What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?
A chew-chew train.

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● sry, i'm not that interesting ●
also please ping me

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