somebody lay me down like a rug and walk all over me.
my back is so fuckin sore.
my back is so fuckin sore.
Uhm, I'm slightly good at back rubs? 
You'd be a choice candidate for my practice of hot stone massage!
I always want someone to pop my back. Feels so good.
I always want someone to pop my back. Feels so good.
Mother has me do that. When I was young, I was so tiny I had to jump.
@LordLucre:
@vengeance:
then give me a good rubbing, both of you. although i think i'd prefer a beat down.
@Kira:
ur a hot stone. but also a massage sounds amazing.
i really just wanna sprawl out on the floor and stretch, but im afraid i'll have trouble getting back up again if im not careful.
@Little Crane:
ye, when i was little my aunt made me do that for her a couple of times.
@vengeance:
then give me a good rubbing, both of you. although i think i'd prefer a beat down.
@Kira:
ur a hot stone. but also a massage sounds amazing.
i really just wanna sprawl out on the floor and stretch, but im afraid i'll have trouble getting back up again if im not careful.
@Little Crane:
ye, when i was little my aunt made me do that for her a couple of times.
@Vermii: Beatdown it is. @Vermii: -starts beating down your back- @Vermii: -keeps going- @LordLucre:
a happy vermin is a dead vermin
push harder, put some back into it!
a happy vermin is a dead vermin
push harder, put some back into it!
@Vermii: -beats down as hard as possible until I hear a loud crack- @Vermii: Uh, did I do it?
Lucifer's Pet
@Kira:
Based on what authority?!
@LordLucre:
Yes. You did wonderfully. Thank you.
Based on what authority?!
@LordLucre:
Yes. You did wonderfully. Thank you.
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.