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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/06/9 03:30:41 )
I have a black cat.
and so i wake up in the middle of the night, and see this black fuzzball at my feet the second i open the door.
my heart is like those weird rides at the parks where it slowly rises up and then whistles and zooms back down.

i mutter 'JFC.' and hold my chest, and then sigh, when my cat cuddles my leg. i apologize and pet her head and give her hugs.

because she was just greeting me.
being the ninja cat she is. (i call her batcat)

and now she's on my bed, rolling around and getting it furry. lol.

i love my chubby fluffball pain in the a _ _ . (i'm not sure if i can curse on this site. its daily for me, so sorry if i slip?)

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Donator — Fluffywuff Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/06/9 03:34:58 )
@Rubix: Black kitties are some of the best. So slinky and silky. :3
And really great for scaring the crap out of you in the dark. XDD;;

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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/06/9 03:39:53 )
@kozi: well i'm thankful i saw her. or could see her. if i stepped on her, i'd feel terrible. but i hardly ever step on anything.
idk why. guess i'm lucky. black cats are lucky for me isn't that odd? haha jokes.

now that i think about it the number 13 has been lucky for me in my life, as well. it was my number in all my high school sports teams.

anyway yeah she's a batninjacat. but she's cute and cuddly. and tonight, she feels very kissy. lol.
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Donator — Fluffywuff Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/06/9 03:47:03 )
@Rubix: I love black cats. They are some of the sweetest babies.
I use lots of stupid names for cats when I love on them, and the black ones get called Inky-Slinkies. XDD;;

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And oh my love, let us fly to bounty land~~


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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/06/9 03:56:39 )
@kozi: my cat came with her name from the shelter: Monique~ sometimes i call her momo or niki. (but thats mostly what my mom calls her, i just make incoherent noises at her and she comes to me and snuggles) LOL.

@koneko: kitties are very dominant. my black kitty hated another kitty i had (who passed a year or two ago) and she peed EVERYWHERE and it made my mom very angry. ugh. but she's good now. so it must have been the other cat, because she doesn't pee now.
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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/06/9 04:21:32 )
@totalanimefan: my cat won't stay still long enough for that lol. but she hops up and hugs me like a human, overkisses me, and when i point a finger gun at her, she holds the tip of my finger (tip of gun) its quite adorable.

@koneko: male cats would be like that to a female. :c it just seems like something they do, naturally.
both my cats were female. the one that passed was older but she growled at the younger black cat alot.
the black cat would stare at her to piss her off, and pee to mark.

typical bitchy girls. haha. you know. when girls feel threatened. high school drama, type of stuff but cat version, lol.
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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/06/9 04:53:38 )
@koneko: well normally, i'm sure they do. in 27 years, these are the first cats i've had who hate eachother lol.

@totalanimefan: yeah she is~ she's a total chubbster too. lol.
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Donator — Whatever Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/06/9 05:09:14 )
Are ya reddy, guyz?!
What a sweet kitty
"Hello human parental unit let me ninja greet you"
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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/06/9 05:19:25 )
@kitalpha hart: yep. a superb camouflage technique by the batkitty ninja.
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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/06/9 06:55:12 )
@totalanimefan: simply put: she's a badass. a cute one. haha.
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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/06/9 07:03:47 )
@totalanimefan: the fact that she blocks my gun. she's resistant to the bullets. so she puts her paw on my finger gun, like...

'bitch, please. i'm immortal.' :')
or
'put that away buddy. you know it can't hurt me.'

she's too badass. and cute.
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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/06/9 09:20:34 )
@totalanimefan: my cat wont fetch anything but a treat lol. shes chubby.

idk the finger gun just became a thing with my cat once when i playfully shot at her and now she does it almost daily. haha.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/06/9 10:00:13 )



I call my black cat lots of different names in the dark. He did learn that way to not walk in front of my feet.

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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/06/9 10:57:38 )
@tuijp: that made me giggle. reminds me of someone stepping on a leggo and cursing like mr. krabbs or spongebob in that one episode-
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/06/9 11:39:56 )



@Rubix: lego on the floor is the best security system though

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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/06/9 11:50:19 )
@tuijp: the loudest. most obnoxious. most hilarious. (second to the funny bone)
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/06/9 11:55:49 )



@Rubix: the loudest alarm system is my dog. She's small but makes a lot of noise.

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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/06/9 12:19:01 )
@tuijp: lmao sounds like a huge headache in a lil body. haha. like a chihuahua.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/06/9 12:24:14 )



@Rubix: she only does it when someone is at the door. She then gets excited because it's either my brother, a neighbour who she likes or the package delivery service (PRESENTS!)

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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/06/9 12:25:46 )
@tuijp: not pee excited, is it? cause small dogs sometimes get so excited they pee themselves :'c
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