🍕🍕Back again with lovely local news from my area. xD So this guy assaulted someone with bagel bites that he was stealing I guess? Lmao. 🍕🍕
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🍕🍕"The manager said Bridenolph berated a cashier before stealing the pizza-flavored Bagel Bites and pushing the manager out of his way to escape the store.
The manager said he followed Bridenolph out of the store, where he hit him in the head with the box, according to the report."🍕🍕
🍕🍕Moral of the story is, bagel bites will only help so much before your drunk ass gets arrested. >_> 🍕🍕
Forums General Chit-Chat Bagel bites are a dangerous weapon
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man stealing bagel bites????? What in the world goes on in your town dude o_o
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@Howonk: yeah and dollar tree is where everything costs like 1-3 dollars xD He was overcome by the need for bagel bites, he became violent. What's goin on? That's what I'd like to know as well. >n>
@Totalanimefan: yeah he also slapped someone >_> oof I feel bad for them and the poor manager of that store. Lol ;o;
@Totalanimefan: yeah he also slapped someone >_> oof I feel bad for them and the poor manager of that store. Lol ;o;
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@Laufeia: I adore dollar tree but man dude you didnt have to shove the employees and manager like holy cow.
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@Totalanimefan: idk if he will want to share that lmao.
@Howonk: yeah he's obviously having some issues >_> r.i.p. perfectly good bagel bites
@Howonk: yeah he's obviously having some issues >_> r.i.p. perfectly good bagel bites
@Bioshock: yea. Apparently so good one would risk assault and robbery charges xD
But then he wasted the bagel bites by hitting them across the dudes head! No one shall eat those bagel bites. q.q
But then he wasted the bagel bites by hitting them across the dudes head! No one shall eat those bagel bites. q.q
@Totalanimefan: lmfao I thought you were talking about the guy who did it xD
@Totalanimefan: well yeah that makes more sense xD but who knows, maybe that guy will go on and tell his grandkids the story about how he assaulted someone with pizza bagels.
Bioshock is right. Bagel Bites are, imho, worth a lot more in terms of questionable actions than a Klondike Bar. 10/10 could eat an entire box of those in one sitting and have no regrets (but probably heartburn and a stomachache).
Just imagine biting into one fresh from the oven and immediately scalding the %(*(* out of the roof of your mouth. c':
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Just imagine biting into one fresh from the oven and immediately scalding the %(*(* out of the roof of your mouth. c':
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@Vii: I have honestly never had them before, might need to see what drove this man wild. Maybe then I’ll understand.
@SirLionelNigelConrad: I wouldn’t recommend this man’s method. It doesn’t appear he was successful in obtaining the bagels as he was arrested xD
@SirLionelNigelConrad: I wouldn’t recommend this man’s method. It doesn’t appear he was successful in obtaining the bagels as he was arrested xD
@Laufeia: They're awesome; better than pizza rolls, imo, though not quite as good as an actual pizza.
Honestly though the town you live in is like the "Florida man" meme; perhaps its borders lie within the Twilight Zone?
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Honestly though the town you live in is like the "Florida man" meme; perhaps its borders lie within the Twilight Zone?
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The only thing that can hurt you with bagel bites is hot cheese burn. XD;;
The only thing that can hurt you with bagel bites is hot cheese burn. XD;;
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