i think i missed the joke and the reasoning behind it lol
Forums General Chit-Chat why y'all hate the mayor?
LMAO he really is kinda hot tho *lowkeythirst*
but in all seriousness, i'm just curious
@deaa: I'm in the same boat. I don't know why people are hating. He seems like a good guy and all. Not to mention he a cutie but that's besides the point. lmao I'd like to know why some people don't like him. D:
@Laufeia: 'delicious piece of meat' IM-
okay true
okay true
@totalanimefan: waiting for you to make an appearance
@goblin: oh wow a powerpoint *settles in*
@goblin: A powerpoint huh? I better take notes.
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@Deaa: I was busy making a pie. Why make a thread if the question was mostly directed at me?
I hate him because he is always late, never reliable, never listens, uses our hard earned volts on his hair plugs, his pose looks like he is pinching his nipples at us, and he is the creepiest dad. Also, what Kiwi said. xD
KIWI FOR MAYOR 2020. Hope everyone enjoys the beard recoloring I did, that’s his true colors. ;D
Give me reasons why you like him? More than he is a “hot daddy“. (Ya’ll blind, Vaughn is the hotter daddy, but he is equally creepy and sexist af.)
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@Deaa:
I didn't come into this wanting to hate him! I really didn't! but he crushed my brittle little spirit with his cruel neglect. DX
@Tsundererra: SING IT!
I didn't come into this wanting to hate him! I really didn't! but he crushed my brittle little spirit with his cruel neglect. DX
@Tsundererra: SING IT!
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@Acid: YESSSS, ACID EXPERIENCED THIS FIRST HAND WITH ME. D’x We were left waiting for days... crying... trying to throw our money at him... I still have trauma from the experience.
Lau went through it too, but she kept making excuses for him. :’( Lau... I want you to know... I still love you. I WILL BE HERE FOR YOU WHEN VOLKAN UNWRAPS HIS GREASY HAIR OUTTA YOUR BRAINS!!!
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He does. I saw it with my own eyes once when it was a chilly night. They poked a hole through his shirt and kept extending like it was Pinocchio’s nose. Then Vaughn came in like “Yum daddy, I love tootsie rolls.”
I left after that, but the trauma still lives...
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@kiwi: he...ummm....has what?????
@Tsundererra: it's like he hates money! He isn't human!
I think I should have guessed that just from what kiwi said.
the last thread didn't traumatize me but I think this one might.
@Tsundererra: it's like he hates money! He isn't human!
I think I should have guessed that just from what kiwi said.
the last thread didn't traumatize me but I think this one might.
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@Acid: He prolly has too much of our money, and the amount we were giving him is just a drop in the bucket of wealth he gets a day. xD
This thread is going to keep you safe from him. If he catches you alone, he’ll reprogram you to sit on his lap and call him daddy.
@Laufeia: IT’S NOT NORMAL TO SIT ON HIS LAP AND CALL HIM DADDY.
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Omg Kiwi, I’m dying. STAHP.
What if that’s Vaughn’s pet name for him? 👀
Have ya’ll ever seen the old tootsie roll commercials? That’s where my mind is at...
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@Tsundererra: lol! You are probably right, I bet he has one of those Scrooge McDuck vaults.
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@Acid: He prolly swims in it too like Scrooge McDuck. xD That’s prolly what he was doing instead of doing his job.
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Yeeeeep. I wanted to post a pic of it, but I don’t know if times have changed so much that I would get a autoban. xD
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The truth behind Reaping Ritual 2019
Art by the rightful Mayor, Kiwi
@Tsundererra: I mean if I was him I would do that too.
There is photographic evidence of these horrors?
There is photographic evidence of these horrors?
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.