My weekend so far has gone like this:

- 6 am, go to work, problems happen at work. whatever
- 10:30, finally off work, go pick up girlfriend, go shopping and get snacks
- Around 7 pm ask her what she wants for dinner, we can't decide, head on over to the grocery store
- 9 pm get back to the house, mom has vampire fangs in.

Turns out she didn't follow the instructions. These are dollar store fangs that use some kind of thermal paste. They aren't intended for use over 4 hours, and she used them for over ~12.

- Head to the emergency room. The doctor says there's nothing he can do about it. She gets billed $300 after insurance.
- Whatever, we head back to the car, I call the number and we try to go to the address they gave us for 24-hour dental service.
- Address doesn't exist.
- I call two helplines, there are no 24-hour dental services within a 30-mile (48 kilometers) radius of us! Great!

This morning...
- 9 am shes up and trying to cut them off with scissors and toenail clippers before I convince her to go to a dental office that's open (thank god)
- Finally, she gets back and the nightmare is over!

So anyway who's going as a vampire for Halloween?

Only 4 hours? Some Halloween parties last even longer than that. That's insane.

I'm going as a delinquent looking skeleton.

@Lufi: All body mods should be done professionally. I hope that dude gains some sense because that's wild.

The entire time we tried to look up how to get the teeth off all we got were articles of a woman that superglued vamp teeth (the one with gums) to her mouth.

Wow that's pretty wild. I wonder if just hot water would have worked.

For future fang fun though, I recommend Scarecrow brand because they mold to your teeth and then you just snap them in and out. No adhesive required.