they say if you hold in your pee
you get the better of it
so better
that it turns into a stone
and then you can put it on the black market
you get the better of it
so better
that it turns into a stone
and then you can put it on the black market
pin i thought you were actually going to say something scientific
and then you got me
with that nonsense
good bye
pin
and then you got me
with that nonsense
good bye
pin
you shouldnt hold your pee since when you get older the muscles are fucked and you cant hold it anymo 
when have I ever said anything scientific and/or accruate in my life?
besides that you are a big butt face
who needs to uh
do things for me
t h i n g s
and
s t u f f
besides that you are a big butt face
who needs to uh
do things for me
t h i n g s
and
s t u f f
stuff and thaaaangs, girl.
don't tell me
that
I don't remember what I was going to say
now I'm just talking out of my butt
and I really want to swear but I caaaaan't
and omg Bean
ily
don't tell me
that
I don't remember what I was going to say
now I'm just talking out of my butt
and I really want to swear but I caaaaan't
and omg Bean
ily
BOW TO YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR
VLA-- THAILAND JESUSS
i have achieved
enlightenment thanks to you all
;D
<3
VLA-- THAILAND JESUSS
i have achieved
enlightenment thanks to you all
;D
<3
Vladimir was not a god
or a savior
he put people on sticks
through their butts
ok
or a savior
he put people on sticks
through their butts
ok
I love how my humor is so dark
I don't laugh at all
ever
until I make a crappy joke like that
I don't laugh at all
ever
until I make a crappy joke like that
not quick enough
not dark enough
i laugh too much
like you could misspell arctic and ill cackle for ages
;)
not dark enough
i laugh too much
like you could misspell arctic and ill cackle for ages
;)
IT
WAS
ON
PURPOSE
all you ever do is bring up my past mistakes
how am I gonna move forward after this?
WAS
ON
PURPOSE
all you ever do is bring up my past mistakes
how am I gonna move forward after this?
you can never move forward
we will forever
be paused at that beautiful moment in time
where you spelled it wrong
BUT IT ACTUALLY WORKED
(wont admit tho, just an observation) >_ >
we will forever
be paused at that beautiful moment in time
where you spelled it wrong
BUT IT ACTUALLY WORKED
(wont admit tho, just an observation) >_ >
OH it reminds me of this clip from gintama
it was pretty funny
he had a bloody broom in is ass o3o
it was pretty funny
he had a bloody broom in is ass o3o
and you said I was dark, beanie
nothing is darker than you
nothing
and I'm ok with that
nothing is darker than you
nothing
and I'm ok with that
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.