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Voltie — The Dude Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/08/6 01:33:43 )
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

"Very well then." Jaden said.

They then stepped behind the dumpster area, and he placed a portal on the wall.

"This will lead right to my den." he told her.

"When you emerge, you'll feel like you have a MASSIVE stomach cramp, but my couch will be right there." he warned. "Feel free to just collapse onto it if you need to." he stated.

"I'll follow right after, and close the portal after."

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
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Donator — Female Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/08/6 01:37:08 )

| ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ!
Desiree nodded, waiting a second to collect her nerves, before doing as he directed ad stepped through the portal. She didn't end up on the floor or couch afterwards, surprisingly eenough.

Instead, she quickly made her way to where the kitchen was, and the sink, and ended up losing the smoothie and anything else in her stomach into it.

That hadn't been pleasant, but at least she survived the travel.

When Jaden made his way through, he found her there, in the kitchen, rinsing the sink out.

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Voltie — The Dude Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/08/6 01:57:17 )
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

Jaden looked over towards Desiree, saw what she was doing, and cursed.

"Damn it all." he said.

"Of all things, it had to be the 'lose your lunch' side-effect." he growled.

"Should have waited longer after eating." he went on.

"Well, seems what you ate earlier was all for nothing. So feel free to raid my shelves and fridge when you inevitably get hungry soon." he told her, before looking to the portal that was still there.

"Stupid thing." he hissed at it, before closing it in an almost violent gesture.

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
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Donator — Female Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/08/6 02:16:55 )

| ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ!
Desiree was silent for a moment, having taken her headset off and set it aside.

"I'm ok." she assured him, having caught what he said due to looking in his direction once she caught sight of him out of the corner of her eye.

"I.. Dont think it likes tech though." she added, referring to the portal.

"Really bad feedback going through."

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Voltie — The Dude Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/08/6 02:31:28 )
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

"...well, that's news to me, admittedly." Jaden said.

"Guess it's good to know for the future." he sighed.

"Anyway, as long as you're not hurt or anything." he reasoned.

"For now, just... well... try and get comfortable." he said further.

"I have my own laundry facilities, so you can use those, and... well, feel free to explore the place." he continued.

"I'll work on having your mana exempted so you can teleport right in, as well as give you an extra key and fob for the front door and this apartment."

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
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Donator — Female Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/08/6 02:47:47 )

| ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ!
"Thank you, J." Desiree commented with a soft smile before returning to what she was doing, making sure the sink was rinsed and clean.

"I... really do appreciate it Especially since I'm a stranger to you, really."

"Just... thank you."

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Voltie — The Dude Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/08/6 03:06:44 )
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

Jaden smiled as well.

"...this world is filled with coldness and cruelty, and an awful lot of apathy." he told her. "It's the least I can do to try and help those that deserve it." he reasoned, making his way to the couch and sitting down in it.

"The fob and key I will be able to get tomorrow." he said. "I'll do it first thing in the morning." he said further.

"A mana exemption can take upwards of 2 weeks. 1 week at the fastest." he lamented.

"Security will have us jumping through a few hoops, but Mom should be able to help us get it in the quickest time possible." he assured her.

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
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Donator — Female Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/08/6 03:13:49 )

| ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ!
Desiree followed and set her pack down on the floor as she took a seat as well.

"No worries." She said after a moment or two.

"I'm patient." She added.

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Voltie — The Dude Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/08/6 03:35:11 )
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

"Good." Jaden replied.

"Right, my wifi is 'VorpalBlade'." he then told her. "Password is 'Thinking_with_P0rtals.'..." he said further.

"If you need that written down, lemme know." he went on.

"For now, until you get more comfortable here, you can sleep on the couch." he went on.

"I'll bring a pillow and blanket out for you." he said.

"Feel free to have whatever you want, whenever you want it."

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
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Donator — Female Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/08/6 03:37:39 )

| ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ!
Desiree nodded.

"Thank you, so so much." She said.

"Ah, right. Uhh... are there any rules I should abide by?" She then asked, her voice curious

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Voltie — The Dude Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/08/6 03:56:54 )
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

"Rules?" Jaden asked.

"Uhhhhh... don't hog the bathroom, try not to make too much noise after 11pm... downstairs neighbours and all... if you use something up, let me know and I'll put it on the grocery list..." he listed off.

"Don't leave stuff lying around..." he went on.

"And don't touch any of my swords." he then said.

"Or... the ones I keep in this apartment, anyway." he clarified.

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
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Donator — Female Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/08/6 04:00:02 )

| ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ!
Desiree nodded.

"So if I walked around nude, you'd be cool with that?" She asked after a moment or two. She wouldn't, at all, but it was still good to ask.

"Not... not that I plan on it." She added after a couple seconds, knowing that she really should be upfront with that.

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Voltie — The Dude Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/08/6 04:20:47 )
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

Jaden's face turned red, almost immediately.

"I-I-I..." he stuttered, before slapping himself.

"Right, dress code." he said.

"Undershirt and boxer shorts are the bare minimum." he told her.

"Beyond that, whatever makes you comfortable." he continued.

"Hell, lounge all day in sleep pants." he chuckled.

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
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Donator — Female Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/08/6 04:26:29 )

| ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ!
"Good to know." Desiree Said with a laugh.

"Don't worry. I won't be unsightly. Aside from the disaster my hair tends to be." She added, motioning to the messily tied back strawberry and pink locks in question.

"Ahh, right. What kind of hours do you keep? And if you have to step out for your own reasons, are you all right with leaving me here alone?" She then asked.

"Or would you prefer that if you're not here, I'm not here?"

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Voltie — The Dude Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/08/6 04:47:16 )
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

"I go to bed at midnight, and I'm up at 6." Jaden told her.

"...usually." he then mumbled. "I don't need much sleep. 6 hours tends to be more than enough." he said further. "So yeah, midnight tends be my usual, but it's 6 hours until I wake up." he stated.

"And that leaves me fresh as a daisy." he laughed.

"Right, speaking hair and such..." he went on.

"I'm... I've kinda got a thing about people using my shampoo and conditioner and products and such..." he admitted. "What kinda stuff do YOU use in your hair? I can pick it up for you so you'll have it here." he offered.

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
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Donator — Female Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/08/6 04:50:33 )

| ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ!
"Just grab whatever any frizz control whatever you find." Desiree told him honestly.

"That's all I need." She added, completely unaware of how strongly Jaden felt about hair.

"And all right. I will likely be asleep before you the." She added after a moment

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Voltie — The Dude Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/08/6 05:20:30 )
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

"...." Jaden was silent for a moment as she said what she did.

"Frizz control?" he asked.

"But what about conditioning? Scalp massaging? Deep cleansing? Root strengthening? Revitalising? pH balance?" he asked her further.

He then squinted his eyes, and Desiree swore he was judging her... more than her eye 'judged' others.

"Hmmmm." he mumbled.

"Sorry if this seems a bit forward or weird, but... mind if I feel your hair?" he asked. "Like, just get a feel for a bit of it?" he clarified. "I want to try and figure out what's best for you." he said.

And right now, the only thing that was stopping him from sounding like some creepy stalker... was how genuinely passionate he sounded about this, and how oblivious he was to how passionate he sounded.

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
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Donator — Female Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/08/6 05:24:48 )

| ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ!
Desiree didn't know how to react for a moment before chuckling lightly.

"Yeah, of course." She said. "Uhh, not a problem." With that, she stepped up to him, close enough that he could easily grab her hair if he so desired.

"And yeah. Just frizz control. My hair gets uncontrollably frizzy without it."

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Voltie — The Dude Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/08/6 05:46:43 )
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

Jaden gently grabbed her hair, and softly ran his hands on it, and his fingers through it. He made 'mmhmm' and 'hmm' noises periodically, as he did this for about a minute, before letting go.

"I know JUST what to get you!" he declared proudly.

"..." he then paused, and seemed to realise what all he had said and done.

"...sorry if that was... creepy." he apologised.

"I just... really care about hair." he admitted.

"When you use the bathroom here... you'll... you'll see that's obvious..." he mumbled.

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
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Donator — Female Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/08/6 05:49:25 )

| ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ!
'I... already can tell." Desiree commented.

"I mean, ok. Whatever. Doesn't bother me, it's just... it's a thing." She added.

"Are you going to get all creepy and obsessive with me hair now, though?"

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