Skipped a couple but answered a few too. These are fun! :3
What is the most bizarre wrong number text or phone call you ever received?
Ooh this is a good one! :O I once got a call from my probation officer, addressing me by first name, informing me I needed to contact them immediately, or something like that. Only problem is, aside from a couple speeding tickets as a teen, I've never been in trouble with the law! So I ended up having to call this cop and inform him that his 'client' had given a false phone number (evidently choosing a random local number associated with the same first name as them). He was clearly displeased, but he believed me when I gave my last name lol, and didn't bother me again.
What was the most outrageous lie you believed as a child?
Um... only one I can think of is that my mom had me convinced she could see "red dots" in my eyes whenever I was lying. I must admit that one stuck around longer than it probably should have lmao. She blew it, though, when she told me she could see the red dots and I wasn't/ lying!
If you had a shrink-ray, what would you use it for?
Probably for mine and my friends' storage units, so we can all keep our belongings without paying an arm and a leg for storage fees. (seriously storage is a freaking racket, it's awful how expensive it gets!)
You have Wonder Woman’s lasso of truth, who do you use it on first?
Donald Trump lmao!! Or my mom's ex-husband. Both would be satisfying.
