All my family drama over the holidays:

•My mom's declared herself a sovereign citizen.

•My aunt's granddaughter is in serious trouble for 2 assaults. Her ex-boyfriend's girlfriend and the attorney.

•My aunt's son has pancreatic cancer. This runs rampant in our family among men. No one really liked him and there's mixed emotions.

•My racist uncle's youngest daughter is engaged to a poc. It's not going well between them.
My only hang up about it is his name is Kermit. I can't get the image out of my head that she's going to marry a frog. But whatever

•My niece has gone full blown goth. Her hippie father isn't happy about the makeup. It has nothing to do with gender standards. The FDA doesn't monitor cosmetics.

•My older brother wrecked a 80k car while being paid to park it.
He blames the owner of the car.

(I have 2 brothers)

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I'm really growing to hate holidays

@Trixie Kay:
For real it's my family.