@Unicorn: no i dont cuz i lose things
@Unicorn: i need to get to a pc but i can get it back
@Unicorn: i can have it sent to my other email
Yeah my phone is being dumb about it
@Dread Pirate: If your phone is dumb, you should send it to school.
And then it'll get a failing grade and drop out and get into prison. It'll serve its sentence, come out and try to be a better phone. It gets into culinary school and become a chef with some renown, not for cooking, but for simultaneously the best and worst food puns ever. It then becomes a b-list celebrity, develop very serious depression and die from an overdose. But only after having fathered three and a half children and a cat, all with different phones. Alas, it all happened before it had a chance to become a smartphone.
Tragic story.
And then it'll get a failing grade and drop out and get into prison. It'll serve its sentence, come out and try to be a better phone. It gets into culinary school and become a chef with some renown, not for cooking, but for simultaneously the best and worst food puns ever. It then becomes a b-list celebrity, develop very serious depression and die from an overdose. But only after having fathered three and a half children and a cat, all with different phones. Alas, it all happened before it had a chance to become a smartphone.
Tragic story.
@Dread Pirate: how old is your phone, it is probably time for a new one right?
@Dread Pirate: oh you have a hangout! cool! hello there!
@Turtle Sensei: hi i actually have two
@Unicorn: about a year imma get a new one with my taxes that or a pc depends on how much i get
@Unicorn: about a year imma get a new one with my taxes that or a pc depends on how much i get
@Dread Pirate: oh what's the other one?
Wow, I thought I was being so witty with that overly elaborate phone pun. But judging by the response, it was a real success. 
@Turtle Sensei: They've got links to both in their pants signature. c:
@Turtle Sensei: They've got links to both in their pants signature. c:
@Turtle Sensei: yeah the strip club is mine lol
@Eruca: you did lol -pats-
@Unicorn: more than enough lol the back camera doesnt have glass anymore
@Eruca: you did lol -pats-
@Unicorn: more than enough lol the back camera doesnt have glass anymore
@Dread Pirate: that is why you need a new one
you dropped it one to many times
you dropped it one to many times
@Unicorn: it has been better since i reset it and i got my email back
Dressed as goblins!
Do it all again!
See the friends all again!
Do it all again!
See the friends all again!
@Dread Pirate: well that is very good to hear
If you can’t say something nice, Don’t say anything at all!
@Dread Pirate: I worked for it too.
:vanora_huff:
At least you're sympathetic.
:vanora_huff:
At least you're sympathetic.
Ping me
@Eruca: lol i noticed it after I asked.
@Dread Pirate: totally noticed that after I asked and was too lazy to edit.
:plasma-orb: PLEASE ALWAYS PING ME! I'M OFTEN STONED AND FORGETFUL! :plasma-orb: You must be logged in to post
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.