@Q t e a p o n:
I can't bear the idea of talking to a person on the phone though. I think that discomfort alone might prevent anything from working. I did try looking into online chat room sort of equivalent, but got a super clueless person on one site and it wouldn't let me connect to another. Other sites just started spamming me with emails. XD I gave up on the free options that I could find, would rather find someone I can afford to pay who might know what they're doing. Getting insurance together is just taking some time and a bit of headache.

But yeah, thanks for the suggestion. I'm definitely going to seek out options to 'fix my noggin'
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