I've been sitting here trying to figure out what greeting word to use, but I realize that it's just easier to jump in.
Name: skincrawls
Occupation: bomb ass cashier
Age: immortal (that's not an age but still my final answer.
Favorite parts of living: animal watching, nature, reading, writing
Least favorite things in general: the human species as a whole, idiots (willful ignorance, not an actual mental handicap)
That's probably it. Good luck.

@Fozzy: thank you. Props to whoever runs this jam on the start-up coin.