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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/03/29 18:51:47 )
@Tuijp: One day I will remember the stories I tell. One day. Maybe.

Dudes. My cousin came over today, and was like 'I have something for you'. She pulls out this cute top and I'm like 'you know I'm fat right' (she's a lot smaller than me). Bitch says 'yeah'. I know I'm fat, you're not supposed to agree with me.
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Voltie — Princess Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/03/29 18:52:58 )
@Another Movie Addict: You are thin as a lampost whatcha talking about!
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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/03/29 18:53:22 )
@Saeyra: Lol exactly. Just like that.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/03/29 18:58:31 )


@Saeyra: and have a newspaper with holes?
@Another Movie Addict: you're so think, you can hide behind a lamp post

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/03/29 18:59:37 )
@Tuijp: Aww thank you.
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Donator — A.I. Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/03/29 19:01:33 )
You mean @Tuijp: took pics of the Sun while it was bathing? How dare!
shut up and take my money

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qu'est-ce que tu vas chercher?

Donator — Winchester Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/03/29 19:03:41 )


@Another Movie Addict: no problem
@Vii: it was an art project

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Voltie — Princess Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/03/29 19:07:18 )
@Another Movie Addict: I know this lady that tells me I need to go on a diet while feeding me cake. Its amazing.

@Tuijp: It would obstruct my vision too much. I need to take it all in. The sea of sagging bits is an experience.
Also, congratulations on your first customer! I will be taking my finders fee now.
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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/03/29 19:07:44 )
@Saeyra: Lol people like feeding you too?
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Voltie — Princess Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/03/29 19:09:10 )
@Another Movie Addict: The old women man...they love feeding people. Its like the holy grail that nobody speaks about. Old grandmas are the key to free food.
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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/03/29 19:11:00 )
@Saeyra: Lol yes they are. One lady fed me at the bus stop. Just handed me food saying she didn't want it anymore. o.o
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Voltie — Princess Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/03/29 19:13:26 )
@Another Movie Addict: I wanna be that kinda old lady when I grow old. The food factory kind. I would feed young folks at the bus stop and share my love of food with the world.

And of course, vacation on the nude beaches every summer and let my naughty bits hang loose.
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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/03/29 19:14:59 )
@Saeyra: Best kind of old lady. As a college student who couldn't afford lunch, that made my day.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/03/29 19:15:45 )


@Saeyra: you can have a snickers

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Voltie — Princess Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/03/29 19:18:13 )
@Tuijp: Deal. 1 snickers per customer it is. *creates a thread in exchange for selling Tuijp's nudes*
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Donator — Winchester Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/03/29 19:19:11 )


@Saeyra: ...damn, now I have to take nudes...

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Voltie — Princess Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/03/29 19:22:13 )
@Tuijp: And buy alot of snickers.
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Always ping me please.

Donator — Winchester Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/03/29 19:26:44 )


@Saeyra: I'll buy those when you comes over to get them

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/03/29 19:30:02 )
Lol I love these kind of conversations.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/03/29 19:37:00 )


You can have a snickers too

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