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Donator — Voltie Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/04/26 20:08:35 )
I just chanced upon the girthiest piece of doodoo sleeping in the toilet bowl...
In all my years of public bathroom usage, I've never seen one as large and full of multitudes. How can something that huge and monstrous come out of somebody's behind?? What on earth were they eating???

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Voltie Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/04/26 22:42:39 )
My two cents: whoever that was, he or she(or they, if you're inclined) must have been hecka constipated or something. :vanora_sweat:
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Voltie — Baby Yoda Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/04/26 23:01:17 )

^im laughing so hard lmfao

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Donator — A.I. Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/04/26 23:33:02 )
Okay but imagine how relieved that person must feel having dropped all that dead weight

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Donator — A.I. Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/04/26 23:34:48 )
@SirLionelNigelConrad: You can't tell me you don't feel relieved when you finally get to go to bed

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Voltie Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/04/27 04:49:56 )
One time, in band church camp...

We were ranged from late elementary school to early high school ages (I was oldest). One of the girls in our cabin dropped a monster.

It was so much it lifted outside of the toilet. There was no flushing that.
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Donator — Female Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/04/27 04:51:28 )



The immature little girl in me is just laughing at this thread.

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Donator — They/Them Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/04/27 06:46:10 )
Just saying. Snap a pic next time. There's a website where you can upload photos of your poop and people rate it. I think it's literally called rate my poo or something.
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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/04/27 18:36:28 )

@nyreen: Lmao I've heard about that website, not gonna search for it though. My browser history is weird enough.

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Donator — Voltie Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/04/27 19:37:42 )
I don't want an image of that saved on my phone. >.>
The fact that I can remember what it looks like is traumatising enough. It's one thing if it's your own, but it's a different thing when it was there before your butt has descended upon the bowl...
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