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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/05/2 20:40:38 )

Dad joke time it is then XD
"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three movies back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV."

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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/05/2 20:40:58 )

I have screenshots of my daughters playing pokemon go...


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Voltie — Vladdaddy Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/05/2 20:41:04 )
omg
omg
omg
omg
dad jokes
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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/05/2 20:41:45 )

Why wouldn't you just sit back to back so you could both turn your head and look at the tv. silly person.


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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/05/2 20:41:48 )
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/05/2 20:41:59 )

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in a microwave until its bill withers.
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Voltie — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/05/2 20:42:12 )

uhm ahem what did I walk into

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Voltie — Vladdaddy Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/05/2 20:42:24 )
I'm too young for that joke to be funny rip
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/05/2 20:42:40 )

@RainbowPanda: You walked into some dad jokes XD
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/05/2 20:42:55 )

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/05/2 20:42:58 )

Awww it doesn't look like they have the ones i need :[ sadness.


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Voltie — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/05/2 20:43:00 )

@vengeance: haha I'm gonna love this

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/05/2 20:43:33 )

@Shadami: Which ones do you need? I can check my mule for extra's.
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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/05/2 20:43:34 )

vengeance:
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[font=Dejavu Sans]How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in a microwave until its bill withers.
I... don't actually get this one.
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Voltie — Vladdaddy Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/05/2 20:44:02 )
jasdhkjahd cheetassss
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Adieu mon homme... Où tu vas, il fait trop froid

Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/05/2 20:44:14 )

My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
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Voltie — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/05/2 20:44:30 )

BILL WITHERS IS A SOUL SINGER OR SOMETHIN
WHOOPS CAPS

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Donator — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/05/2 20:46:20 )
woo I'm outside school
so now for Ultra Chatting
aka me not disappearing for an hour and losing track of convos
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9000/48000 volts!
PING me :vanora_smile:
Some sick dungeon beats
i want to rp! (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧

Voltie — Sha/female Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/05/2 20:46:30 )

must be. I don't know many names of famous people. xD



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Currently recovering from large amounts of PTSD. I'll post when I can, please ping for replies. Things are very difficult for me right now.

Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/05/2 20:46:37 )
vengeance:

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.


dis is gud
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