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Forums General Chit-Chat I wish I had a personal masseuse....

Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/05/6 01:56:57 )
And maid and chef and chauffeur.... the list is endless.
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Donator Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/05/6 04:42:15 )
@SirLionelNigelConrad: I can watch their children!!
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Voltie — he | him Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/05/6 13:55:49 )
Honestly I'd be here for a chef. But I'd kinda prefer it to be a S/O who knows how to cook? I'd DIE for someone to have food ready for me when I got home from a long day at work.

A chauffeur would be interesting for long trips. Probably just make him do a bunch of Starbucks and food runs if we're being honest.

But I don't think I could have a maid. I'd just feel so bad for them cause I am literally a disaster when it comes to my room and other things. I couldn't pay them enough to clean it.
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call me rheo
(please don't capitalise it)

sail with me into the dark

Donator — pancake Posted 7 years ago ( 2018/05/6 21:32:41 )
I've never had a professional massage...
One of my coworkers is trained and rubbed my shoulders for a minute at work, once.
I straight up melted.
I'd probably fall into a pleasure coma if I got a full massage.
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