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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan
If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan
What do volties say when they meditate?
"Ohm! Ohm! Ohm!"
"Ohm! Ohm! Ohm!"
lmao blin xD :vanora_xd:
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What's green and has two tires.
Grass,
I lied about the tires.
Grass,
I lied about the tires.
Hahhah you guys are funny!
I'd tell you guys a joke about construction...
But I'm still working on it.
I'd tell you guys a joke about construction...
But I'm still working on it.
What's black and white and red all over?
A Newspaper!
You guys are silly! xD
I've got a lot of jokes of unemployed people, but none of them work.
I've got a lot of jokes of unemployed people, but none of them work.
What kind of bagel can fly?
I'll be here all week. :vanora_glasses:
A PLAIN bagel.
I'll be here all week. :vanora_glasses:
sell me rigs please♥
*snorts* That one was good Neko. lol
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was out-standing in his field... xD
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was out-standing in his field... xD
The cannibal was late to lunch with his tribe. They gave him the cold shoulder.
The soldier had survived mustard gas and pepper spray. He was a seasoned veteran.
Eating a clock is very time consuming.
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The soldier had survived mustard gas and pepper spray. He was a seasoned veteran.
Eating a clock is very time consuming.
:vanora_xd: :vanora_xd: :vanora_xd:
I'd tell you jokes about paper, but they're all tearable...
I'm honestly crying right now from all these jokes.
You guys are too much! xD
I'm honestly crying right now from all these jokes.
You guys are too much! xD
I'm green, fuzzy, have four legs, and if I jump on you, you might die. What am I?
A pool table...
Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?
One goes whack darn
the other goes Darn whack
One goes whack darn
the other goes Darn whack
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.