Granted! No more work for you today or any tomorrows, but now you're back in school and have to deal with that nonsense again.
I wish I was eating at a restaurant tonight instead of at home.
Forums Anniversary Party 2018 I wish I didn't have whiplash!
Granted! But the chef knows hes going to get fired the next day, so the food is horrible!
I wish I could think clearly.
Granted. But now you can process every single detail of every single action happening around you, and it'll soon drive you mad.
I wish I could focus
I wish I could focus
Granted, but you laser focus on the opposite thing that you should be working on.
I wish I weren't watching WWE right now.
I wish I weren't watching WWE right now.
Please ping! I get distracted easily.
Granted. Now you're watching 'Wives of WWE'. What an improvement!!!
I wish my feet weren't cold
I wish my feet weren't cold
Granted, but your feet are burning hot!!
I wish someone made me lunch for the rest of the week.
I wish someone made me lunch for the rest of the week.
Ping me
Granted, someone made your lunch for all the remaining days in this week! But each lunch is so burned and bland~
I wish for icecream.
I wish for icecream.
Granted, but it has so much freezer burn that it's more a burden to eat than not!
I wish this thread would get ROCKING and ROLLING and ZOOMING!
I wish this thread would get ROCKING and ROLLING and ZOOMING!
Granted. But now the CPAR (Concerned Parents Against Rockin') are petitioning to ban the thread.
I wish...FOR A MILLION WISHES! MUAHAHAHA
I wish...FOR A MILLION WISHES! MUAHAHAHA
Granted, but they're ALL corrupted.
I wish I had a cheeseburger.
I wish I had a cheeseburger.
granted, you now have the best art of top ramen one could possibly make.
I wish for chai tea~
I wish for chai tea~
Millet, spilling the tea:
Granted but now they all turn against you, and they just want more and more and more until you have no more and are left with nothing but feeling bitter.I wish my cat didn't sound like a literal human crying like a little girl whenever she wants to Guilt Trip me for treats.
Granted, however now your cat didnt make a sound at all
I wish we can live forever
I wish we can live forever
Granted, but you are now a vampire and thirst for blood.
I wish I could stop time.
Granted, but you cannot restart it again. Welcome to frozen time he’ll. You will be very bored after a few centuries.
I wish for a beautiful ballgown.
I wish for a beautiful ballgown.
Oh my love, I know you are my candyman
And oh my love, let us fly to bounty land~~
Közi (“Kouji.”)
He/him
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.