I picked the WRONG meatsack to invade my guys.
This thing has the biggest boat load of issues, oh my gawd.
But the worst - THE WORST - is the hiccups!
This highly defective human gets the hiccups more than should be physically possible!
Nagging, incessant, constant...
Three things are certain with this thing: anxiety, sarcasm, and hiccups.
What are the annoying defects of your human fleshbag?
Forums General Chit-Chat Annoying Things About Your Human
Millet, spilling the tea:
@Fai: The amount of effort exhausted trying to cope and deal with mental illness is enough to drive anyone mad.
Seems to be a more common than not problem among the fleshbags, you'd think they'd have developed better ways to combat such things.
@Millet: The itchiness of the bug bite is what does it for me.
How can something SO SMALL cause SO MUCH grief???
Humans are completely ridiculous.
Seems to be a more common than not problem among the fleshbags, you'd think they'd have developed better ways to combat such things.
@Millet: The itchiness of the bug bite is what does it for me.
How can something SO SMALL cause SO MUCH grief???
Humans are completely ridiculous.
The daily mood of life, tbh.
You get hiccups from spicy food?
I would say the biggest problem with my host is the insomnia.
Though another problem they have is the constant leg shaking, it gets annoying! DOESN'T IT GET TIRED??
Mine also has hiccups and a problem with bug bites. :/
Though another problem they have is the constant leg shaking, it gets annoying! DOESN'T IT GET TIRED??
Mine also has hiccups and a problem with bug bites. :/
@Millet: Whaaaa!?!? You're narcoleptic too? How have we not bonded over this?
I have no defects.
I am a golden goddess.
I have no defects.
I am a golden goddess.
We\'ll carry on
Marfan Syndrome, a connective tissue disease, is by far the worst thing of my body.
Millet, spilling the tea: Glume:
@Millet: Whaaaa!?!? You're narcoleptic too? How have we not bonded over this?
I have no defects.
I am a golden goddess.
I have no defects.
I am a golden goddess.
Yes!! I got it from my father genetically but didnt get diagnosed until 2012 RIP me.
Do you have cataplexy too?!
@Millet: Sure do. It starts in my eyelids, neck and talky-parts. I'm pretty sure my dad had it, too, after experiencing the same symptoms I witnessed in him when I was too young to express them myself. He was never diagnosed because he was anti-doctor, and I was never diagnosed because I have no insurance... but the list of symptoms is like a list of my personality traits so its kind of hard to deny. I used to think I had magic powers (...because of the shadow-people/sleep paralysis and the constant lucid dreaming...) and I still prefer to think of it that way so I don't dwell on all the limitations. Makes it a lot easier to move past people saying "Oh you're so lucky because I have insomnia and you probably can sleep whenever you want!" without having to explain thats not how it works 
For me it would have to be Anxiety, Depression (not as much anymore tho thank goodness but who knows it could happen again but I got myself a mans so i'm happy af), and also Hiccups because WHY JUST WHY THEY HAPPEN EVERY DAY ITS SO FREAKING ANNOYING!! Oh and being sick ALL THE DAMN TIME. I'm done now.
Mental illness, but also occasional unpredictable sharp stabbing pains in my ear, eye, and jaw. What a defect :/
@Rallaa: This thing gets hiccups from sitting and minder her own business.
@Crowly: Leg shaking seems to be a common malfunction.
It's odd.
@Tuijp: Oh you have that?
One of this humans favorite people on the planet has it, and all the many other medical problems that come with it.
He was just in the hospital for a week because of spinal fluid in his skull.
Poor boy deals with too much.
@RainbowPanda: It is refreshing to hear of others with this hiccup problem.
My human is the only one in her family who has ever dealt with or heard of such a thing.
Their reactions are annoying.
@sunny: Sounds like quite the defects.
If only "go to the doctor" was still a universally achievable piece of advice.
@Crowly: Leg shaking seems to be a common malfunction.
It's odd.
@Tuijp: Oh you have that?
One of this humans favorite people on the planet has it, and all the many other medical problems that come with it.
He was just in the hospital for a week because of spinal fluid in his skull.
Poor boy deals with too much.
@RainbowPanda: It is refreshing to hear of others with this hiccup problem.
My human is the only one in her family who has ever dealt with or heard of such a thing.
Their reactions are annoying.
@sunny: Sounds like quite the defects.
If only "go to the doctor" was still a universally achievable piece of advice.
@Anarchist Beauty: oh I went to the doctor months ago, and the neurologist. I have pills to try and control it. It's called Trigeminal Neuralgia. I too wish everyone in the world had universal healthcare. Maybe one day <3
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@Anarchist Beauty: Honestly same. It just happens a lot and not kidding it happens at least once a day.
My human is such a waste. Anxiety at every little thing. Doesn't know how to socialize properly with other human beings. Mood swings. Always over thinking every little thing. Awful self-esteem issues.
I didn't sign up for this meat suit. This one is horribly defective and possibly out-dated. I want my money back.
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@sunny: Ah! One of the lucky ones!
Never heard of such things, but then there are so many things that can go wrong with these meatsacks it's hard to keep track of the names.
@RainbowPanda: I do believe you.
I believe the record for my body was between 7 and 9 times in one day alone.
Completely ridiculous.
@Miss Kitty: My god, I feel you.
I signed up for a fun trip on Earth, I did not sign up for this GARBAGE of a fleshsuit.
Why could I have not been assigned some healthy, neurotypical human?
No, they give me this broken and breaking down thing.
And don't even bother phoning management, you'll be on hold forever.
And I do mean forever.
@Shark: Never a fun process.
Never heard of such things, but then there are so many things that can go wrong with these meatsacks it's hard to keep track of the names.
@RainbowPanda: I do believe you.
I believe the record for my body was between 7 and 9 times in one day alone.
Completely ridiculous.
@Miss Kitty: My god, I feel you.
I signed up for a fun trip on Earth, I did not sign up for this GARBAGE of a fleshsuit.
Why could I have not been assigned some healthy, neurotypical human?
No, they give me this broken and breaking down thing.
And don't even bother phoning management, you'll be on hold forever.
And I do mean forever.
@Shark: Never a fun process.
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.